9.03.2008

Wednesday Afternoon Pick Me Up

Fake. But Funny.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Of course it is fake because the woman Hillary Clinton supporters like me are going to vote for in November is much thinner and has prettier lega than the fake ones.

What is with liberal men? And liberal women going crazy over a governor who is exciting Democratic women voters and the base of the Democratic Party.

Why not a woman on the ticket making history and bringing people to tears!

Obama talks a good story but doesn't walk the talk.

For once the Blair House will be a real home full of children with moose stew cooking in the kitchen. That seems so refreshing to me...sort of like having Teddy Roosevelt back in office.

This Democrat cannot wait for her speech tonight at the convention. She will lead the way to energy independence by promoting drilling and more production.

That is a lot smarter than Nancy P. saying we can't drill because we have a planet to save. She really bugs me because she looks like a deer caught in a floodlight.

Keep giving her attention and keep stirring the pot because it is going to get Republicans out to vote.

Real men love Sarah Palin.

Anonymous said...

I'll be damn. Is that a Schlitz beer? Thought they were extinct.

Anonymous said...

Hey Now

Anonymous said...

First, she announced that her unmarried 17-year-old daughter, Bristol Palin, was pregnant. Among the other revelations:

_A private attorney is authorized to spend $95,000 of state money to defend her against accusations of abuse of power.

_Palin sought pork-barrel projects for her city and state, contrary to her reformist image.

_Her husband once belonged to a fringe political group in Alaska, with some members supporting secession from the United States.

_She has acknowledged smoking marijuana in the past.

-Has a history of drinking old beer before putting on her babymaking garb on.

Senator Kay

Jarhead said...

Sarah + Guns = Love

Mmmmmmmmm. Guuuuuunnnnnnnsssss.

Anonymous said...

Since it was obviously faked by a lib, I'm surprised the model didn't have hairy legs since that's what they are familiar with.

And of course they couldn't even find a real gun for the shoot.

Anonymous said...

AMERICA...F...Yeah We're here to save the F'n Day yeah!

Gary Johnson
TEAM AMERICA

Anonymous said...

...Palin is now refusing to testify in her corruption probe unless the bipartisan Senate committee that approved it relinquishes control to an administrative board comprised of nothing but Palin appointees....

....sheesh.

Stolen from fark.com, but Palin just keeps on giving.......REASONS TO TOSS HER ARSE.

Anonymous said...

Hey now! Works for me

Anonymous said...

Actually, Schlitz was sold to Pabst by Stroh's, and they have gone back to using the same formula that Schlitz used back in the 60's when it was one of the better beers being sold. Still cheap in the stores, but it taste better than it has in years.

Anonymous said...

My guess is Palin is about 10X better looking in a bikini.

I would pay money to see McCain in one though.

Anonymous said...

"I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else — and (I) keep hearing about the issues related to `teen pregnancy.' ... Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place,"

Lohan suggested Palin "focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden," Democrat Barack Obama's running mate.

The actress, who will guest star on ABC's "Ugly Betty" this season, then put out a plea to parents.

"I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren't protecting themselves (birth control, condoms, etc.),"

The above is from Lindsay Lohans blog. We are in a world of hurt when she is the voice of reason and making more sense than anybody on this issue.

Anonymous said...

Barry that was the picture we passed around 14 years ago of Marilyn Belew. I always thought her home state of choice was Alaska. She was a sweetheart then and NOW!

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

America... F' YEAH!!!

Coming to save, the Mother F'n DAY!!!

America... F'YEAH!!!

Freedom is THE ONLY WAY!!!

MONTAGE!!!

(if you don't yet get this... try this...

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Lyrics+to+Team+America&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1#q=Team%20America&emb=0&start=40

...or rent the movie.)

Especially for my great friend... the Original Double Fake Gary Johnston

Anonymous said...

MONTAGE? That is the county North of Wise.