8.26.2008

Bumper Sticker I Just Saw

50 comments:

Jarhead said...

When I see liberal bumper stickers like that on vehicles I typically hack up a big ol' lunger and deposit said lunger on car windshield.

Anonymous said...

A sticker that has the same date and reads---"Obama's first day" scares me a lot more.

Anonymous said...

Here's one that's pretty scarey 12.21.12

Anonymous said...

I have an idea for a bumber sticker;

1-20-09: Your taxes will rise,Your electricity will rise,Food cost will rise, Dictators will become rich, Oil will go out the roof, the lazy folks, illegal immigrants and whoever else wants to come to America will get everything on the free teet. Most of all, we'll become the closest we have ever been to a Socialist society, just like Obama wants it. Enjoy life as you know it now because in the next few years it's all coming to an end and you liberals don't be pissing and moaning when you have to wait three months to see a doctor or have a surgery because you are told what Doctor to go see. A two class, socialistic society is on it's way. Good luck to all and good night!! May your tobogan keep you head warm, your nose ring not become infected, your low slung pants don't make you trip and your skateboard gets you everywhere you need to be and thank the guy in the White House because your ignorant ass put him there.

Anonymous said...

2:18 ~ Would you elaborate please? sheesh......

Anonymous said...

And you didn't even try to ram into the guy?

Anonymous said...

2:22, I did elaborate, sheesh!!
Freedom of speech brother, gotta love it, you guy's promote it, until it doesn't go your way!!
Oh yea, SHEESH!!

Anonymous said...

2:18 That sure is a lot of words for a bumper sticker. That just might cover the whole back window. lol

Anonymous said...

Amen 2:18- libs be careful what you wish for!

Anonymous said...

Yet scarier is 11:11.11 11-11-11...scary!!!!!

Anonymous said...

2:18 "dictators get rich"? Are you kidding? I'm thinking that Dick Chaney and everyone in his five have been getting rich for the past 7 years. Don't say it like that happening is all of a sudden some big change. SHEESH.

Anonymous said...

2:18PM = just another one of those sheeple, along with eight-tenths of the posters on this topic so far.

Anonymous said...

Don't know about you, but my insurance company won't let me walk into just any doctor's office for a visit. Took 2 months to schedule an appointment with an allergist on their plan. It may not be the answer, but I'm not so sure some form of socialized medicine would be worse.

Anonymous said...

hey 2:18, tell us how you really feel

Anonymous said...

3:06 - You can change insurance companies or complain to your companies HR department. With socialized medicine you don't have choices - kindo flike the USPS for mailing a letter.

Billy said...

Well I was going to be nice till i saw that bumper sticker. Sometimes nice just doesn't get the job done.When your workin with a sewer your hands will smell like shit!At least Bushes hands dont smell that way from sitting on them! So with out further delay I introduce the new line of Democratic bumper stickers!

1 ALL FOR ONE NONE FOR ALL
2 HONK IF YOU WANT A FREE RIDE
3 PARTNERSHIP FOR A LABOR FREE AMERICA

Anonymous said...

Oh Happy day, Oh Happy day! Isn't that the way the old hymn goes.

I voted for the sucker, but what a disappointment he has been. Gotta give him good marks for enriching the Saudi Royal Family, Dad's Family Trust, and Cheney in the process.

Anonymous said...

2:18, I've read what you described and although it doesn't make any sense (no POTUS ever gets anything close to everything he wants...so I don't even have to address what you seem to think he wants), I'd gladly choose a few short steps in that direction over what we have now. Either McCain or Obama will be an improvement. I'd gladly affix that bumper sticker.

Worst. President. Ever.

Anonymous said...

3:06PM, you are so correct. At least, I would like for America to give "socialized medicine" a try - let the doctors and the politicians come up with something different, that we, the citizens of America can vote on and agree upon.

My elderly father is type 2 diabetic, and 85 years old, otherwise healthy and just cantankerous. He has a current doctor in Denton, but he wanted to get one up here closer - we live in Gawd's Country. All the doctors I have called so far are not accepting new Medicare patients. He had exceptional insurance while he was working, but then, as is fairly usual for the normal working person in America, he had to switch to Medicare.......Medicare, not Medicaid, mind you.

My dad has both Medicare and Military insurance (Tricare) so the bill gets paid in full, as far as what the government pays, yet I can find no doctor with openings, accepting his form of payment.

And so you, 3:06PM, a responsible working person, with insurance, is still having trouble getting the medical service you need......I say there is totally something wrong with the current system, and the only ones offering any type of solution to the problem is the democrats. The republicunts are in with the big insurance companies, taking, taking, taking, and giving less and less back.

Jarhead, don't bother. I'd bet you have most of your customers investing in insurance companies, real estates, banks, currency and big oil. Don't come whining to me when your Reaganesque world starts crumbling. And, all that shiate will not be Obama's fault.

RPM said...

Where can I get one of those?

Anonymous said...

Bush has the lowest rating ever of any American president - enough said!

I'm gonna get one of those stickers!

Uncle Teddy

Billy said...

I edited this so maybe it is a little clearer.

I tried to be nice but when i saw that bumper sticker. Sometimes nice doesnt get the job done.When you are working with a sewer "terrorist" sometimes you get shit on your hands!At least Bushes hands dont smell that way from sitting on them!So without further delay I bring to you the new line of democratic party bumper stickers!

1 ALL FOR ONE NONE FOR ALL
2 HONK IF YOU WANT A FREE RIDE
3 PARTNERSHIP FOR A LABOR FREE AMERICA

Anonymous said...

Terrorists probably came out with that jewel just for your Barry.
Mine reads:
OSAMA FOR OBAMA

Anonymous said...

1. The only thing I like better than Friday Night football in Texas is when a POTUS election is up for grabs.

2. The POTUS election brings more scum out of the earth, i.e., repuglicans/neocons than I can hardly bear these days, and I blame it all on idiots having access to computers.

3. I always weep for the species.

4. Although I am agnostic, which confuses some of you bibble thumpers, in my own private way, I pray for the species. Honestly, my prayer is for the end of the world as we know it.......thanks, REM! I won't bother to post the lyrics, I leave that shiate to Jarsnip.....

5. Oh, and I thank my own private, personal dog (that's god spelled backwards) every day that I DON'T LIVE IN WISE COUNTY.

Anonymous said...

It's been 7 years and Bushy still cannot locate Osama.

wordkyle said...

Interesting what MoveOn.org can come up with.

Various posters: What's your evidence that Bush or Cheney enriched themselves while in office?

Uncle Teddy: The Democrat Congress also enjoys historically low approval ratings -- lower than President Bush's.

414 - There is no "trying" socialized medicine. Whatever politicians choose to impose on us will be there forever -- without our having a chance to vote on any part of it. You will put your fate in the hands of bureaucrats.

Billy said...

I dont believe history repeats itself,but rather we repeat history.So let me see what was Teddy Roosevelts popularity like when the Japs tried to bend us over at pearl harbor and war broke out every where.Let me see the economy plunged the stock market plunged and it was all his fault. ya right!When it was all said and done those japs didnt f--k with us again!Its years later instead of japs its ragheads! Well we kicked the shit out of them and i bet its gonna be a long time till they pull that 911 crap again.Bush is like Teddy he got up dusted his britches off rolled his sleeves up and went to work.Ya america suffered back then a hell of a lot worse than now.Just think if Bush sat on his hands mmmm suicide bombers at the next football game? If Teddy would have sat on his hands "would you like some fish heads with that rice! Just an observation!

Anonymous said...

Barry is that your reflection in the picture and who are what is with you? I found that more interesting that the bumper sticker. LOL

martha stewart with a tan said...

It really bothers me when people badmouth brussels sprouts. I like kohlrabi.

Anonymous said...

4:48

You left out the word "mustache".

Double Fake Rollie Fingers

Anonymous said...

Martha, that was Pres. Bush Sr. who dissed the brussels sprout.

W likes brussels sprouts, because he loves the Belgium people, and speaks Belgiumese flatuantly.

Oh dear....I've seemed to have severed an artery......

Double Fake Julia Child

Anonymous said...

"What's your evidence that Bush or Cheney enriched themselves while in office?"

Wordbile, you always crack me up, in a bad way. You need to pull your head out of your ass occasionally. Good Gawd.

To steal from pseudonym in Canada, who stole from Jon Stewart, just look up the word oligarchy.

For all the idiot Wiseguy neocon, sheeple, I'll save you the time....snarked from Wiki.....

"Oligarchy (Greek Ὀλιγαρχία, Oligarkhía) is a form of government where political power effectively rests with a small elite segment of society (whether distinguished by wealth, family, military powers or spiritual hegemony). The word oligarchy is translated into "rule by few." Compare with autocracy (rule by one person) and democracy (rule by the people)."

I choose democracy, and hope to hell we get some tiny portion of democracy back with Obama. It sure as hell ain't gonna happen with McCain, and probably won't with either, because the oligarchs will still rule in it's own selfish way, therefore, that's why I pray for the end of the world as we know it, and I'm pretty sure I WILL FEEL FINE. Especially if all the bibble thumpers get raptured, like they dream and fantasize about, and the banks fail, and so on and so forth.

wordkyle said...

622 - Meaning, of course, that you have no evidence.

By the way, what's the meaning of the word "neocon?" How does that differ from a standard Conservative? You guys use it all the time, but I don't think any of you really knows what you're saying. You've seen others use it as a pejorative, so you mindlessly copy them.

By the way, high school students are failing classes because they trust Wikipedia as a source. You may want to bookmark something else.

Anonymous said...

622 i'm sorry, can you tell me how bill and hill have ammassed $110,000,000.00...that's one hundred ten million dollars, and that supposedly was earned since 2000..wtf relee goinon..???

Anonymous said...

My wife and I have had those bumper stickers on our cars, since 4 months ago. One rabid, but very dense Bush/Repub, (nice guy/moron), asked me what it "stood for". You gotta love it. This guy will end his sentences with a preposition 'til the day he dies.

Anonymous said...

I like this better:

http://www.hightowerlowdown.org/countdown

It counts the seconds!

I've had that on my blogspot for a long time.

Anonymous said...

Who's the queer in the reflection?

Anonymous said...

billy, you lost all credibility when you began talking about Teddy Roosevelt being POTUS during the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. TR left office in 1909. Peral Harbor was 1941.

Perhaps you meant FDR...?

You are the average Bush supporter. I'm surprised that anyone who can actually string a sentence together as "well" as you can could still support Bush. I weep for the species.

Billy said...

No I meant Teddy Kennedy!And it took 4 hours for you to catch that. Im glad you dont live in wise county!And there are no tears left for your species!Any way I can't decide which president to vote for there are only two that matter Franklin and Grant!

Jarhead said...

7:21,

That guy may end his sentences with prepositions, but you can butcher a sentence with a single comma like no one I've ever seen. Additionally, your syntax is awful: "since 4 months ago"? Did you make it out of 10th grade?

Touché, professor!

You have to be able to take it if you're going to dish it out, bud.

Anonymous said...

I just saw a bumper sticker that said "Barry is a fag. He never leaves his friend's behind."

Anonymous said...

I love doing these post just to have you people piss and moan, it cracks me up!! Folks it doesn't matter if your a Republican or a Democrat,a liberal or conservative all politicians sleep in the same bed. There are plenty of examples but this is the most recent; There is no one that can tell me Hillary made her speech last night out of the goodness of her heart and love for Obama. You can bet there is something in it for her or Bill. I have never heard so much ass-kissing in my life. It's a joke people and the longer you believe all their crap, the happier all politicians will be. The look on Michelle Obama's face was priceless. The look said it all, "that's right you white biotch, keep talking or we're gonna get you sucka". Oh, joy, joy, joy, what a laugh. Enjoy your day people and cutting each other down, the powers that be have us where they want us.

Anonymous said...

Jarhead:

You attack your fellow bloggers for the strangest reasons.

Larry Craig and you probably have more in common than you have realized.

What is the significance of "Jarhead"? Were you a Marine or are you attracted to the "jar" reference?

Anonymous said...

How 110 million? Once speech at a time!

Jarhead said...

Yeah, I like to shake things up a bit.

I think my stance may actually be wider than Larry Craig's.

What do you think?

Thanks for giving me the attention I crave,

Jarhead

Anonymous said...

809 well about how many speeches you thank that is..????

Anonymous said...

Speeches? a bunch! All that he has time for. Forgot to mention a couple of books. Retirement for Pres isn't bad either.

If you are implying graft, corruptions. Well probably not in the catagory of what has to be reported. I imagine he as accepted a good deal of Saudi Royal money to build his library, just as Bush the Elder did and Bush the Junior will.

I personally wouldnt pay a dime or walk across the street to hear any politician of any stripe....but credit is due the man. (nor would I waste my money on a book by any politician) He is popular, he can speak like few other politicians, and is laughing all the way to the bank because of those two facts.

Anonymous said...

aw, look at you!

Anonymous said...

Pelosi approval rating is 14% and falling

Anonymous said...

I'm buyin a Banjo on that date.