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8.29.2008

While Standing Behind "Slow Scanner Man"

. . . I noticed the name of "Tony Romo" on the cover of People magazine. Less than a week and a half before the opener, and the girl is messing with our quarterback's head. But a random thought: Jessica has a new album coming out (as noted on the cover.) Since this cover is a great advertisement for the album, does the Jessica camp pay People magazine to put her on the cover? After all, wouldn't she pay to be on the cover? Side note: We can look forward to next week's random letter to the editor: "I'm so happy that Jessica has finally found love. She's a beautiful girl who deserves happiness. - Beth A., Bentleyville, Ohio"

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

DUMB! Like a Fox

Anonymous said...

Oh, all the nights I've lost sleep worrying about Jessica Simpson's love life!

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to tell Tony to run away! This idiot and her father are both just using Tony in order to get publicity and advertise for her country album. I saw the video of the first song on CMT the other day. It is bad!!!

Jarhead said...

Alaska gov = McCain's running mate.

Anonymous said...

Give the girl a break!! She's a "dits" for sure, but a very pretty dits and hanging with Tony and then talking about it as much as possible is giving her a couple more notches up in the "class" column. Anything upward in that column for her is good!

Anonymous said...

BG:

How about posting some pictures of Sarah Palin, the Alaska governor they are expecting to be McCain's VP candidate? She's pretty hot herself. I heard that she is a former beauty queen.

Anonymous said...

C'mon Barry - post a picture of that hot Alaska Governor.

Anonymous said...

Yea post a picture of the 44 year old self-styled hockey mom. Is she suppose to make McCain look alive.

Anonymous said...

are yall just trying to ruin barry's weekend, uh long weekend, damnit he wasen't gonna mention her till next week maybe..!!

Anonymous said...

Gov. Palin has more executive experience than Obama and Biden combined, and I believe she is a great choice..suprise..suprise..she will bring a lot of hrc voters to (R) McCAIN-PALIN 08....!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

her nickname is fire and nice..she's going to be GREAT for the republican party..i could not be happier !!

Anonymous said...

WOW She is electrifying ! GREAT CHOICE !!!!

Jarhead said...

Good point (re:executive experience), 11:24.

Anonymous said...

You get lots of experience being a hockey mom and a governor for 2 years. But the republicans don't need lots of experience to screw things up. Look at Bush & Cheney

Anonymous said...

she really has a proven track record of going after corruption..including BIG OIL..

Anonymous said...

1136 you had better do your homework before you start mouthing off shit for which you obviously have no clue..!

Anonymous said...

before becoming governor of ak. she was chairman of the oil and gas commission of alaska...

Anonymous said...

I think she would be the best president out of the 4.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet anyone who dosen't know her now will most certainly know her by this time next week..sorry libs, I believe you will have your heads handed to you in 67 days.

Anonymous said...

Every time I'm unlucky enough to see Jessica Simpson perform, I am so totally embarrassed for her! She can't carry a tune. Maybe that is why she is so jelous of Carrie Underwood, who has the whole package.

Anonymous said...

dang BG...that veep chick sure is purdy..!

Anonymous said...

Palin was all the news in Alaska a month ago for firing the DPS chief, allegedly for not firing her ex brother-in-law from his job as a highway patrolman. Then the Ted Stephens scandal broke and pushed her off the front page. She was mayor of Wasilla before being elected governor... plenty of executive experience.

Anonymous said...

11:51 what do you mean allegedly....?

Anonymous said...

1151 she will be all the news all over the US for the next month !

Anonymous said...

Palin was also the one who was at the Governor's meeting over in Grapevine at the Gaylord when she went into labor. They got on an airplane and got home quick so that she could have the baby at home in Alaska.

Anonymous said...

Jarhead, how many houses does she have ?

Anonymous said...

Mayor, governor, pretty...
Pretty is as pretty does

Jarhead said...

Probably not as McCain doesn't know that he has.

Anonymous said...

I think McCain has "hit one out of of the park" with this VP choice. Sarah Palin is much more my idea of an American than Obama. I think she will play very well in Texas with women and conservatives to the extent that you can put Texas in the GOP column in January. Sic em' Sarahcuda.

Anonymous said...

Refreshingly Honest what a change..!!

Anonymous said...

no doubt, one way or another sara palin will be the first woman potus. i would bet the farm and the ranch...

onmyway311 said...

ugh, the simpson camp makes me want to beat my head against a wall. i have to give her credit though, for continuously trying to be successful at something.

Anonymous said...

Worse?- Being behind the 350 lb 'salad artist' at a Ci Cis Pizza buffet!!!

Arrange the tomato just so...

Sprinkle a little cheese there...

Oh, wait- just a dab there...

No, that is TOO much carrot let me put a little back...


AHHHHHHHH Oh My God!! It's all you can eat! You are going to back up here 11 times before you go home (if I don't snap and mortally KILL you)

Glob about 4-5 pounds of the crap on your plate on your first trip and go on about your fat business.

Thank you, this ventation may have saved some larded lives.