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5.01.2008

From The High Sheriff

Bank robber in custody and enroute to the wc jail. Texas Ranger and wise county investigators arrested steven clinton ward. Born in 1957 at jps hospital in ft worth. More in a minute Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

24 comments:

Jarhead said...

Did they arrest him @ JPS or was he born there? LOL.

I'm sure the Rangers did all the legwork and the "Wise County Investigators" got schooled on the A-B-Cs of police work. Real crime is out of the realm of writing traffic citations and seeing how fast their squad cars can go on 287.

They were all "it's our collar! We'll come pick him up. Where are you at? [sic]"

Anonymous said...

born at jps or arrested there?

Anonymous said...

what about the guy that was "driving" the get away truck? i thought the update stated ward was last seen getting into the passenger's side of the truck.

Anonymous said...

5:26 and 5:28...nothing in the original passage suggests anything other than born there. Why the confusion?

Anonymous said...

He's from Newark. I went to high school with him.

Anonymous said...

8:21 read the Update - thus the confusion.

Anonymous said...

he's a dumbass. he went to jail in 98 and just got out in 06 or 07 for robbing the same bank and didnt cover his face then either. i'd say he's on drugs, most people in newark are on drugs.

Sheesh,dontuwatchCSI? said...

You can ask a subject where he was born to get statistical information, especially if they are being evasive-he may give the honest answer for that question thinking it can't lead the authorities to anything useful. This can also help if person has mental problems and is confused.

Anonymous said...

The ones asking born or arrested at JPS? Either women or think like women that think like my ex wife.
Please for the sake of all that is HOLY ID yourselves here by at least your real initials, so I don't ever accidentally get hooked up with you. I haven't got what it takes for another adventure like that.

Anonymous said...

I'm probably not the only one who will never read a Jarhead post or look at his blog ever again.
Too bad,believe it or not he CAN be funny and insightful.

Anonymous said...

WHAT ABOUT THE GET AWAY DRIVER

Anonymous said...

When we lived out in the country I lived near a Tarrant County Deputy. The first time he came up behind me I was doing the speed limit. He got closer and I saw him motioning forward,I started to pull over and he waved me on. I realised he couldn't pass so he wanted me to speed up. He gave me an OK sign when we were going about 80 mph. On other mornings I would speed up as soon as I saw him coming up behind me. He would wave and give a thumbs up. That was cool, though I doubt another officer would believe my story if he came in behind me instead of the TCSO deuty.

Anonymous said...

Slow people suck...slowly

Anonymous said...

Hey "jarhead" your name...it fits!!! Shows what a man you really are....NOT!!! I'd like to see you go through the Police Academy and then take TCLEOSE....

Anonymous said...

Apparently the Sheeriff can't type on his blackberry while talking to his investigators. The idiot bank robber is 51 and was arrested at JPS. NOT born there.........And the entire group did a good job...

Anonymous said...

Spouse is a Wells employee - said the guy probably wanted to go back to prison. This falls in the "stupid criminal" category.

The robber will be paying another visit to our nephew, the prison warden.

Anonymous said...

Please ignore Jarhead and don't comment on his posts anymore. That would be best.

Anonymous said...

IS ANYONE GOING TO GIVE US GREAT INSIGHT ON THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE "GETAWAY DRIVER"? PLEASE SOMEONE TELL US SOMETHING! IS HE ARRESTED?

Jarhead said...

Apparently, 10:21, you're having a tough time ignoring me...

I apologize for having an opinion. I forgot I was suppsed to get your permission first.

Haha. The police academy? You're kidding right? I'm sure it's real tough keeping up with all those fat slobs. And shooting guns is real hard. Never done that before. I'll bet that test is real hard. If that's your definition of a "real man" then I pity you. Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

Jar I'm with you on the "fat" part. Every time I see Wise County's finest I wonder how in the world they made it through the police academy.

Anonymous said...

I think I saw the driver at 1 stop in Runaway Bay. He had an "oilfield mafia" sticker on his truck and was purchasing some beer, fried chicken and bait n tackle, um and some scratch off lottery tickets. Or maybe it wasnt the guy... he just looked kinda supicious. Lol
And you can be born, arrested, and even concieved in the same location. It probably happens in the Frillys parking lot all the time.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:36 and 'jarhead'...ya'll would get your asses kicked if you went through the academy....I can tell by your STUPID comments!!! Let me guess....GED???

Anonymous said...

There's nothing wrong with our deputies or sheriff. We're lucky. Good men and women. I've been arrested by deputies of 4 of our sheriffs(that I recall) the present ones are always pretty good old boys,just pretty professional and treat you right, if you act right.

Anonymous said...

Is he called the "high sheriff" cause he smokes a lot of pot? Enquiring minds want to know.