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4.28.2008

I Would Like To Alert The Authorities

There is a 100% chance this kid goes Medieval on his entire community once his current and future buddies find this YouTube gem. It will not be pretty. If we lived in a world like in "Minority Report", this kid would be arrested before the tragedy. In fact, those nymph-like pre-cogs would be going crazy. I hope he doesn't go to public school.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ouch!!! Painful to watch. Unfortunately, instead of the kids making fun of him for doing something stupid and then putting it on Youtube for everyone to see, it will be all about some bully at school "picking on the fat kid". It is hard to feel sorry for someone that is their own worst enemy.

Anonymous said...

Okay if you thought that one was bad.. watch this one. Same kid doing a "how to striptease"....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=td5qOEcrv10

M&M said...

He says if you do that workout 2 or 3 times daily, you'll stay fit. Either he's a "do as I say, not as I do" kinda kid or it doesn't work. Just look at him. I can see him everyday in front of the tube, on the couch, munching on doritoes, ding dongs and drinking coke and occasionally making embarrassing home videos.

Anonymous said...

What he says at 57 seconds in the striptease video is just not right!!!!

CAN YOU PROVE IT IN A COURT OF LAW? said...

"stud muffin" ...INDEED! LMAO

Jarhead said...

I had to stop watching when he started tugging on his panties.

*GACK*

Anonymous said...

That is disturbing on so many levels.

Think Frustrated said...

Especially horrible is when he fishes the crotch of his underwear out of his nethers. Not good. Just alltogether material to get beat up and teased for 12 years.

Anonymous said...

Male camel toe!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Anonymous said...

This child needs counseling!

It's possible someone is molesting him!

Anonymous said...

G.O.M., What would we do without the internet. We are truly regressing. Shoot me please.

Anonymous said...

I see a future flaming queer. Nothing else.

Anonymous said...

HeLLLOOOO, Does anyone wonder what kind of pervert has this kid doing this? The voice that says alright go ahead?

Anonymous said...

I learned at school that a male camel toe is called "moose knuckles."

Look it up on urbandictionary.com

Anonymous said...

First he was victimized.
Then he violated me with this video. When will the cycle end?

Anonymous said...

Are we now included in the list of people who ignored his plea for help?

Anonymous said...

It is very sad the things that kids are doing these days to get noticed. It's scary to think what is next...

Anonymous said...

Pleeeeeease do it with gym shorts on, at least!! Egads!!

Anonymous said...

That was Barry's kid from wife #4.

Anonymous said...

Here's a thought which will never gain a foothold. Sad. If I allow (or encourage) my minor child to use tobacco or alcohol, I will be arrested, convicted of abuse, and have that child taken from me. Someone should arrest and charge his parents. Never mind the stupid video. That child's obesity is a life sentence of health problems and early death. The parents are criminally negligent. All parents should be held accountable for any child whose body is not fit.

The nicotine nazis have come down on me and my tobacco with an illogical hysteria which has become typical of America these days. Yet we conveniently overlook the damage being done to our children by poor eating habits and laziness.

The culprit of course is the evil TV, but every time I mention that the silence deafens me. Because 99% of you are junkies of the single greatest destructor America has ever encountered. But boy you love to sit on your fat asses and talk about how DANGEROUS motorcycles are.

Yes I think this society is a lost cause. Too bad.

Anonymous said...

Young Republicans. Gotta luv'em. Hard for them to get over being sexually repressed but they pray to God they don't have to perform for their Conservative OverLords in a too personal manner.