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4.29.2008

There's A Reason WalMart Makes Trainloads Of Cash

So when you get that free government your money back, you can turn it into green cash without paying a fee. And, while you're there, you just might pick up some fishing lures, Keystone Light, and some Pampers.

Genius.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Business is business, as the saying goes, because people are stupid, as the saying goes!

Anonymous said...

My check is going to Vegas.

Kevin L. Henry said...

Can you get coffee? You need to get some coffee. Just as I promised, I found two good articles about all of the health benefits in coffee.
kevin-henry.blogspot.com
"broken gargoyles"
As long as the government is taking water from the deep end of the pool and putting it in the shallow end, you can buy a good cup of coffee.
Seriously, wouldn't long term tax reduction goals do more good for the American citizen? Of course it would, but this way they can give the appearance of helping the American citizen without really helping at all.

Anonymous said...

I have decided to use my check for gas money. I'll setup a new account, get a debit card for it, add money to it each month and use my debit card to pay for gas. This way I'll have a good head start and I can always pay cash. Then, I don't have to pay interest to the "Blood-sucking" Oil Companies.

Anonymous said...

12:33 You know what goes to Vegas stays at Vegas!!!

Anonymous said...

So, what's the point? The program is likely to work as intended?

Anonymous said...

OMG.... Walmart giving good service... brilliant... they'll make gazillions...

Anonymous said...

Wal-mart is the greatest company in the universe! and that's not just the brainwashing that's talking.

Anonymous said...

So Walmart wants me to use my $600 to buy their products, most of which are made in China. This is suposed to stimulate the American economy, not the Chinese. I think I will hold out for something made in America by Americans.

Anonymous said...

You can get a discount on gas if you purchase a gift card for yourself at Walmart and use it for fuel. They do not have this option overseas in Europe and so forth. Shitfire, we have it good here. We fight them there so we don't have to, oh hell, get mixed up on the cliches.

Anonymous said...

Wal-Marts loves us and we should show our love in return at any cost.

Anonymous said...

Amen 9:37. Speak the truth brother.

Anonymous said...

Stimulus package,smart very smart. Will likely work very much as intended. Too bad they didn't stress buy "Made in USA." Wouldn't be that much of a real difference- just good form.
Another smart thing that doesn't sound smart is Hillary's college plan for the children of America. At birth each child would have 5000.00$ socked away in an interest bearing bond that is theirs's at 18. Yes,I know groups would be lined up to separate them from that money,many times it would go up in smoke within a couple of months bla,blah,but, a lot of people would have oppprtunities they could not have dreamed of otherwise. I was poorer than poor growing up and don't remember my mom giving me a nickel in college. By the end of my second year I was living in my car and still working nearly full time. If something like that had been done for me I would have been much better off and may have completed my degree- better for everyone.