4.04.2008

Wise County Jail Visitation

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish the teacher was there, I would go visit her

Anonymous said...

Makes you start thinking about trains and mama!

Anonymous said...

You can't wear shorts to visit someone. Drove about an hour once to visit someone, had on knee length, khaki golf shorts, didn't get to visit. Did check the website in advance for rules; nothing about shorts on there back then. Hopefully there is now. Got there late in the visitation time frame, was trying to sneak in a visit when I could, so going to Wal Mart or something would not have worked. Guess there have been situations in which an inmate has seen through the cinder blocks and been feloniously inspired by the sight of a visitor's sexy shins. Ironically, short sleeve shirts or tops and as much arm flesh as you can put on display are fine. If long pants are required, shouldn't long sleeve shirts be required also? Meantime, as I left to drive home, a girl in painted on jeans and a little teddy-bear style top so tight you could check her pulse just by looking at her was able to go in and have a visit with her man.

Anonymous said...

Well, Barry, we have a pic...so what is the reasoning behind "Wise County Jail Visitation"..........?

....huh?...........

Anonymous said...

That looks like money well spent. Wouldn't just one phone be enough?

Anonymous said...

One phone?

You obviously have never visited anyone in jail.

Wait, did I just say that?

Anonymous said...

6:04 - thanks for that bit of information. We'll all check with the dress code rules BEFORE we go to the JAIL for visitation...

Anonymous said...

I don't think they are phones as such, just handsets to use to speak through to their visitors, so no "excess" here.

Anonymous said...

I proposed to LeOra from the 3rd one from the end. Magic place.

Anonymous said...

My son has been in jail many times and I always told him to come visit me when he gets out.

Anonymous said...

After three days without make-up, flat iron, push-up bra and quickly fadeing spay on tan the Teacher is not even appealing to her 14-17 yr old hormonal male students. Plus the black/white oversized stripes and constant begging for someone to do something about the situation she created is down right nasty. Can I get an amen Barry?

Anonymous said...

Build it and they will come!

Anonymous said...

Is John Dyer still in there, Barry?

Jailbird said...

The last time I was in jail there we hot dogs for lunch that were made with sausages,they were cold but good. It came with grape Kool Aid and cold coffee but, you couldn't beat the atmosphere or the company.

Anonymous said...

Jail population, check on your friends, family or the misguided youth of Wise County. http://www.sheriff.co.wise.tx.us/reserved/Inmates.asp
Jailbird says they are good company, yea right, along with the Manson family.

Wouldpunchuinthemouth.com said...

I think you are probably being a jerk there ole 11:01,but if you are ever honestly curious about a Wise County inmate and not just trying to embarass somebody you can go to the jails web site and look the person up yourself. In the past they've been good about updating the information..