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4.04.2008

I Officially Distance


Well, even though she worked at an Assembly of God church (the congregation of which, I'm sure, is none to happy), I'm sure those bond conditions of "no contact with the victim" will at least let everyone calm down.

Oh. No.

On second thought, I wonder if she likes Chinese food?

(Thanks emailer.)

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never, ever, in the Wide World of Sports did I have that kind of luck at 15 years old!

Anonymous said...

Oh my

Anonymous said...

Whoa. Now we know why all these women have sex with teenagers. It states in the details that they both had orgasms. These teens are giving them what their husbands/boyfriends can't.

Anonymous said...

Chineese food? Heck, I need a cigatette!!!!

Anonymous said...

My teachers taught my parents.

Anonymous said...

Funny, when I get in bed at night with the wife, and watch TV, all I get is snore job.

Anonymous said...

Well, now that we have the detailed account of these sexual acts, where are the pics?

Yep, 2:20, it sounds like these boys are pretty up to date. They should be giving an education to some adult men who are still living in sexual stupidity.

Anonymous said...

innocent, innocent, innocent!!!

if she needs house arrest, send her to my address. i will see to it she does not leave the house and gets everything she needs.

Anonymous said...

She probably has Teachers Lounge smokers breath.

Anonymous said...

20 minutes - pretty good at 15. I was lucky to last 1.5 minutes at 15.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it was smokers breath. She was smoking a pole. Would that be polish breath?

Anonymous said...

Forgive her. She's learned her lessons like the Runaway Bay preacher who says all sins are equal and everyone is a sinner and so why not just shut up and be nice. Right?

House of R & R said...

So, that's how they do it in Wisconsin? They pray for criminals to be dealt with according to the law? HUH?

Boy, what a story. These two took the whole Assembly of God meaning of "speaking in tougue" literally.

gern blansten said...

Man, she only looks about 15 herself!

Anonymous said...

cigatette?

P said...

9:33 that's SOME chip you got on your shoulder there brother-it must be a burden.

Anonymous said...

Now I can't stop thinking about the smell of the teachers lounge EEEEEEEEWWWW uh gag,I'm sorry,I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Oldman said...

The hot teacher in 7th? grade who wore a scarf all the time to cover hickies up,what was her name? She had blonde hair and wore glasses, What am I thinking about? She'd have to be in her 50s or 60s. Oh well for me she will always be the dream girl with the hickies peeking out from underneath a scarf and the fantastic boobs that were well worth the wait for help with a problem.

Anonymous said...

Funny 1:51! At fifteen, it was the agony of defeat.

Anonymous said...

It is so good that our Tax Dollars are catching Terrorist everywhere, including the Women Terrorist that attack little boys, sexually. At least, the horny girl terrorist do not kill a shitload of innocents in the process. They just terrorize innocent boys and prevoke them into having a hard time about being a male underage sex partner. Those Liberal Weenie Loving Girls! They like sex, not Conservative types at all that only want sex to Be Religous Bible Propagate Bible Slappers. Male Church going conservative boys take their own hand at keeping themselves not "Horny" so they don't hardly ever have sinful thoughts or anything. They are impervious to temptation because they shuck their money in the plate every seven days and cum in their hand somewhat more often. So they are sin free. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen...Amen...Amen...Amen..Amen...Amen.Amen.Amen. Religiservatives Hate Fornication! Amen. Amen....Don't need them CS's reproducing anyway. Amen!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if she's related to Joe Foss WWII hero and Marine Aviator Ace?

gern blansten said...

Anon 3:07:

Um, say wha?