4.04.2008

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


- Mena Suvari still hasn't put her britches on.
- Is Fox 4's Heather Hayes pregnant? (And, if not, I want to extend my apologies for that thought.)
- I've had car problems. It's been diagnosed, but not fixed. That'll happen on Monday after Fort Knox makes a UPS delivery to me.
- And another (I don't have time this morning to break it down. My justice system is overloaded.)
- It's NASCAR week but I really haven't heard much about it. But, rest assured, people will by buying beer at 8:00 a.m. this morning.
- I spent about five minutes in a room full of 8 inmates yesterday (Some of whom - uncomfortably - knew me by name.) Best moment of conversation among them: "Man, I can handle probation. I'll even stop smoking pot if I have to."
- Michael Irvin has a talk show now on ESPN radio locally. I need subtitles.
- I've begun to watch Gone. Baby, Gone. So far: Outstanding.
- Random Wise County morning pic submitted by reader.
- Mike Modano's wife is still a "Hey, Now." (He's the hockey guy that you used to hear about when the metroplex cared about hockey for 15 minutes in the 1990s.)
- Jamie Lynn Spears and her pregnant belly are 17 today.
- It's a Jacksboro trip this morning. Second this week. Ugh. I'll finish my Steve Martin book which is good but, overall, disappointing. (But it was interesting to learn that after 10 appearances on The Tonight Show, he was still not making any real money.)

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

of all the teachers you convict in your court barry, i can't beleive you passes on this one.
certified babe.
she has spent one day in jail. that pretty face cant be behind bars. afterall he was 17...she just wanted something that lasted more than 20 minutes.
time served.

Anonymous said...

i love her last night.

gold

Anonymous said...

definitely not guilty

Anonymous said...

Do you think the teacher screamed out her own name during the throws of passion? Harder, Harder, Harder..........

Anonymous said...

You know, if you had bought anything but an "American" car you wouldn't be having problems so soon.

Anonymous said...

yes Heather Hayes is pregnant

Anonymous said...

Nope, don't wanna see them either, but anybody wonder why Barry always posts women's rear ends and we never see men's?

Barry, where is your Democratic spirit?

Anonymous said...

Do any of you experts (or mzchief) have any comment on the comfort level of those a** sticking "bathing" suits? They look pretty uncomfortable to simple ole me.

Anonymous said...

Ya know what Gays like? Cream filled twinkies.

peterpotsmoker said...

I wouldn't quit smoking pot even IF I had to!

Anonymous said...

Anyone seen the movie "The Mist"? I think that is the name. Worst ending EVER!!

Anonymous said...

I for one am glad she is showing a little modesty. No one wants to see that little spot in the small of her back just above her crack. She should be hailed as a role model for young girls everywhere.

Anonymous said...

That's not what any of those eight said when they returned to their cell. They immediately started comparing notes on how to beat to P.O.'s urinalysis. Next time ask two simple questions: 1. How are you going to stop? 2. Why didn't that work for you before? Then after the line of B.S. that spews from their soup cooler suggest to the D.A. they do an additional 30 days to come up with a real plan for quitting their criminal ways. Then post the plan in the newspaper for community approval and or support. Now that sounds like fun!

Anonymous said...

Look at the gash on that trash.

Anonymous said...

Gone Baby Gone -- great movie. Incredibly great ending. Nothing is pat. Right and wrong are very difficult to distinguish in a world of gray. But all choices have consequences.

June FN Cleaver said...

You need to read The Kite Runner...best book I've read in years. It will give you a perspective (even though the book is said to be fiction) of Afghanistan that you'll never forget. Couldn't put the book down until I finished.

Anonymous said...

I Am Legend should have been called: I Am Awful.

Anonymous said...

Need to post that pic on hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Anonymous said...

Is that young lady going for the "Greatest Butt Of The Universe,In The History of Ever Award" or something? Every time I see a pic of her it's from the back and she has her back arched in that tantalizing way she does that can ONLY mean she wishes I were a judge in that contest.