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1.08.2008

Mayor Of The Year

And this story comes from Arlington, Oregon where (according to an emailer), former Messenger Editor Skip Nichols is residing (at least nearby.)

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

dang!! and we get stuck with mr. maijka. crap!

Anonymous said...

soooo, that's why he left for the northwest

House of R & R said...

I'm still trying to figure out if that's really a man.

Anonymous said...

Hot,smart AND tough. She remind me of Mzchief.

Anonymous said...

House of R&R must be jealous or something.There ain't no part of nobody that would ever think the mayor mannish!

Anonymous said...

Barry, Thank god Mayor Lambert is not posing on one of those Fire Department Vehicles that are pimped up!!!!

Anonymous said...

I challenge Joe Lambert to pose in a black bra and panties

Anonymous said...

Thats right house of retards, all women should be doughy ham-beasts! I guess when you look down and see it, then look around you and see everybody else with that physique, it must be normal...

She is more of a woman than you'll ever be.

Skeeter said...

I'm willing to trade our current Mayor, our next three Councilmen, the City of Bridgeport's Police Department, the Jack County Commissioners, both eligible voters from Boyd and a Mayor to be named later for her.

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Anonymous said...

If she was from the tribe in Africa where inbreeding caused the 'ostrich foot' phenomena I would lick her clawtoe!

Anonymous said...

There's no accounting for taste on this blog. I agree with R&R, her facial features are manish and that body could have been made on a surgical table. I would say watch out for those adam's apples but I don't think you hard up Wise County boys would care if she had one or not.

Anonymous said...

No not particularly,but it's mostly because we're so accepting and progressive we can see beyond mere appearances.

Anonymous said...

That's Jennifer Anistons sister.

House of R & R said...

LOL! You guys are really funny. Go for it!

And good gawd...I wasn't talking about her body, you morons. I was speaking of her face. It's evident you guys didn't realize she had one. Ruff Ruff

Anonymous said...

Ok RNR you got me on that one for sure!

Anonymous said...

I bet she's conservative.

Anonymous said...

I'm with house of r&r. I think the mayor uses the same trainer as Roger Clemens.

Anonymous said...

You could make a nice pair of boots outta that.

atvtrlrdr said...

She is a butter face.

Everything looks good but her face.

Pseudonym said...

My computer froze when I opened up that blog entry. It's not accustomed to ugly women on this site. Barry please provide appropriate warnings in the future. Could it be wife #17?

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. Is she the mayor or the mare? She looks fairly horsey to me.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure there is excellent attendance at all City Hall and VFD meetings.

I do think she might, could be, best friends with Mann Coulter, though.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm falling in love and ya'll are being kind of messed up toward the good mayor-coolit ok?

Anonymous said...

I bet it would be fun to wrassle her!

Anonymous said...

Allow me to demonstrate my naivete' What is a butterface?

Anonymous said...

Nevermind,I caught it-must have scanned too fast first time.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Skeeter, you sir are a genius.

panic...

Anonymous said...

Surgical table? It is so obvious she worked for that body.But then so would I...

Anonymous said...

You gotta know she's a good sport too.Take her out to the batting cages and THEN home to mama.

Anonymous said...

I would lick her mayoral toes.It's important to show respect to our leaders you know.

Anonymous said...

2:22 was that mayoral toes or TOE?

Anonymous said...

Hee hee

Anonymous said...

10:26 good point! Now you got me thinking all kinds of crazy things. And I was being so good.