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1.07.2008

Not A Monday Morning Pick Me Up


Story. And it's odd when a myspace page of the victim is left up and running.

Edit: Found the following picture. And do you think your life has gone horribly wrong if the words "Accused Cannibal" appear by your photo?


Edit #2: Uh, not the best headline . . .

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did I dream last night some dude got busted for raping a dog?(since we're discussing Monday morning anti pick me ups)

Anonymous said...

Eddie Murphy's famous SNL line relevant once again---"Silly Negro!" Or maybe in this case more like "Scary Negro!"

Anonymous said...

"Momma, you got a good recipe for ear?"

Anonymous said...

Why is it odd that a myspace page is up and running? Think myspace monitors all the obits nationwide? Or that friends have their user name and password to take it down?

They frequently stay up for a long time. Check out mydeathspace.com

My opinion said...

...........Investigators said he has been unemotional in questioning but has refused to say where Ms. Shearer was killed, saying only that he "blacked out" as he approached an area of south Smith County. Authorities think it's likely she died there.

Authorities continued searching in an area south of Tyler on Sunday to determine where she was slain.

"He's saying God told him to do it," Lt. Wiginton said. "He's saying he needs help. He just says that what he did a normal person basically wouldn't do."
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He'll get off.
And yes, edit#2 headline is terrible.

Anonymous said...

That is a headline pun worth of the Messenger.

Anonymous said...

Feed that boy some more pork rhinds, momma!!!

Anonymous said...

In answer to your question...after that headline, YES one could get an idea that his life has gone wrong. Cannibalism added to murder should warrant a DOUBLE lethal injection! ASAP!

But he will probably gett off with a defense of having a difficult childhood. Of course, "blacking out" is a brand new tactic that makes him completely innocent of premeditation. Get a rope!

Anonymous said...

Hey, I've eaten pig ear...not bad

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he put ketchup on it?

earl said...

I hate the way that wax sticks on my teeth.

Anonymous said...

He only came up with something new for a Texas chili contest. Everything else has been tried.

Anonymous said...

There's sumthin kinda eary about this story! {{wince}}

Anonymous said...

Those nutty cannibals.

Anonymous said...

Good one 3:29! I only ear good ones every now and then.

Anonymous said...

Keeping up a myspace of a loved one isn't strange at all. Have you lost a loved one? It turns into a memorial for your loved one. We have one up still for my nephew who was killed while walking to school. His friends comment often it helps them deal with his tragic death! Don't discard something as strange until you see both sides of the issue.

Anonymous said...

Was this a hate crime? Probably not because the victim has to be black.