Cold, cold Ethel.
That would gag a maggot off a gut wagon.
Ewwwww!Like I always say.... A man has two brains unfortunately, they're always thinking with the wrong one.
At least that way he does't have to get bitched at for not taking the trash out.
So now it is up to some defense lawyer to come up with a "plausible" reason why he is 100% innocent of such a horrible crime. Maybe it will be tossed off as a Halloween prank.
OK...he's innocent because:1 - He has never before been accused of having sex with a corpse.2 - The witness against him has a questionable reptutation and may have had a personal reason to make up the entire issue.3 - It is a clear case of over-zealouis police persecution by singling-out one innocent person and failing to investigate others who may have been involved.4 - Bungling police presumed guilt and failed to consider the fact of CONSENSUAL SEX that may have grown out of a secret, long-term, intimate relationship. They refused to consider that theaccused was not aware that she was dead at the time. 5 - Medical experts will testify that she was alive at the time he began to have sex with her.
It's the rock and roll music.
Does this horrible crime actually have a victim?
Sounds like a no strings attached arrangement... and he didn't have to worry about her wanting to "be held" afterward...
To Barry...CONGRATULATIONS!This MAY be your SICKEST blog topic of ALL time! I shuddered and gagged halfway through the story and did NOT read the ENTIRE sordid tale. Gross, gross, gross, grooooossssssss.*:|On the BRIGHT side of things, thank HEAVEN he is NOT from Wise County.
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