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10.30.2007

Normal Looking Guy


But you do not want to know what he is accused of. At least it's close to Halloween.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cold, cold Ethel.

Anonymous said...

That would gag a maggot off a gut wagon.

House of R & R said...

Ewwwww!

Like I always say.... A man has two brains unfortunately, they're always thinking with the wrong one.

Anonymous said...

At least that way he does't have to get bitched at for not taking the trash out.

Anonymous said...

So now it is up to some defense lawyer to come up with a "plausible" reason why he is 100% innocent of such a horrible crime. Maybe it will be tossed off as a Halloween prank.

Anonymous said...

OK...he's innocent because:

1 - He has never before been accused of having sex with a corpse.
2 - The witness against him has a questionable reptutation and may have had a personal reason to make up the entire issue.
3 - It is a clear case of over-zealouis police persecution by singling-out one innocent person and failing to investigate others who may have been involved.
4 - Bungling police presumed guilt and failed to consider the fact of CONSENSUAL SEX that may have grown out of a secret, long-term, intimate relationship. They refused to consider that the
accused was not aware that she was dead at the time.
5 - Medical experts will testify that she was alive at the time he began to have sex with her.

Anonymous said...

It's the rock and roll music.

Anonymous said...

Does this horrible crime actually have a victim?

Eatme said...

Sounds like a no strings attached arrangement... and he didn't have to worry about her wanting to "be held" afterward...

mzchief said...

To Barry...

CONGRATULATIONS!

This MAY be your SICKEST blog topic of ALL time! I shuddered and gagged halfway through the story and did NOT read the ENTIRE sordid tale.
Gross, gross, gross, grooooossssssss.
*:|

On the BRIGHT side of things, thank HEAVEN he is NOT from Wise County.