11.02.2007

We've Gone . . .


. . . over a week without a motorcycle death.

Edit: One of the comments mentioned two motorcycle deaths and then a faithful reader emailed a link to the Tarrant County ME's office that confirmed it.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe so, but with pictures like that, you're killin' me!

Anonymous said...

WRONG!!! I am choking on my own vomit because of that motorcycle.

House of R & R said...

If I was near that guy...I'd have to push him over just for laughs.

Is that what they mean by HOG in the motorcycle business?

mzchief said...

There is a GOOD chance THAT motorcycle wants to die!

Why? Barry WHY??? Why do you do these types of things to your loyal female fans?

Anonymous said...

Two dead yesterday -- one in Midlothian and another in Pilot Point.

Annie Jokely said...

Now, THAT'S a fat boy.

Anonymous said...

Scared me! When I first saw that gut, thought it was another of your Britney Spears pictures that you can't seem to live without.

Anonymous said...

What about the guy in the hit and run in Dallas on Monday? The one where witnesses ran down the suspect.

Harley Dude said...

See MaMa I told you NOT all fat guys ride a Harley.

Anonymous said...

A new updated statue of Budda... this time on a motorcycle!

Anonymous said...

What the BLEEPITY BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP??

Anonymous said...

you morons are quick to judge people on this post are all of you so insecure or ashame of the way you look that making fun of other people make you feel better about your self.P.S go ahead with your post defending your self and making fun of me it just prove my point.make sure you you check my spelling it will give you really smart one something to do

mzchief said...

To 6:24...
OBVIOULSY, the photo was staged by the subject and done so to elicit commentary. The guy on the motorcycle KNOWS he is DISGUSTINGLY obese, otherwise there would be no reason for the photograph unless he was HOT and hot he is NOT.

Incidentally, it would not require the brainiacs who visit this blog to be the ones to break out the red pen to note your NUMEROUS grammar, spelling and punctuation errors and make your comment look like a mutilation murder scene in a slasher flick.

Anonymous said...

mzchief you dont disapoint me i knew you would be the frist to reply to the moron statement.waiting on house of r&r.P.S you enpress me with your big words do you know what they mean.i dout it

House of R & R said...

Blunt trauma is never good.

mzchief said...

To 8:18...
Which words STUMPED you? Based upon your prior comment I knew it was NECESSARY to dumb down my vocabulary so as to grant you the opportunity of comprehending SOME of my text. Excuse me for not having sufficiently lowered the bar on your behalf however; there are only so many monosyllabic words from which to choose.

Incidentally, the NEXT time you elect to question the intellect of another person, I HIGHLY suggest you use proper grammar and spelling.

You're Welcome!
*LOL@U*

Anonymous said...

Did no one notice that the Midlothian death was listed as a HOMICIDE on the ME's page? Not an accident if it's a homicide...

Anonymous said...

I think Anon at 8:18 should continue teaching Grammar in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

6:58, you might check your own BIG GIANT BOLDFACED spelling errors before railing on others. (OBVIOULSY??)

Anonymous said...

Did anyone notice Ray Charles name on that medical examiners report?

I mean come on people,even even Ronnie Milsap could see that Ray shouldn't have been riding that thing.

Anonymous said...

9:52, Mzchief:

When you use the conjunctive adverb "however" between two sentences, please punctuate it correctly. A ; ends the first main clause, then comes "however" followed immediately by a , . The , is then followed by the second main clause.
(You're not so smart!)

Anonymous said...

12:17 - Why should Mzchief bother proof reading when there are people like you willing to do it for her for free? It looks like you're paid what you're worth.