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7.11.2007

Meet David J. Owen

He will be your personal assistant for a year for only $150,000. Says so right here on E-Bay. I'm going to bid on the condition that he give me that fancy shirt and tie combo.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

And Louisiana senator Vitter has to apologize because his phone # showed up on an escort service? This is blatant heterosexual discrimination!

Anonymous said...

I like going back to old posts and posting comments no one will ever see.

Anonymous said...

Dear 4:20,
Sweet you posted at 4:20!!

Anyway that was classic.....I think I'll start doing the same thing, meaningless lost forever posts are great.

Anonymous said...

How sweet of you Barry, your own cabin boy.

Anonymous said...

He could scratch my arse for fifty cents a day.

Think Frustrated said...

I made an offer. I offered $1.79 for the year, and a two watermelon jolly rancher sign-on bonus, plus, a jolly rancher sucker (he can choose the flavor) upon termination of our contract. Let's see if he bites.

Anonymous said...

with a set of chompers like that, he bites ...