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7.10.2007

John Edwards . . .

. . . is in love. With his hair. And you know, after all that trouble, it still looks bad.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least he has some hair, baldy! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Slimeball trial lawyer.

mzchief said...

If THAT haircut is what John Edwards got for $400 he needs to get a REFUND. One of the benefits of getting an EXPENSIVE cut is that your hair is MANAGEABLE.

The dolt OBVIOUSLY cannot even manage his own hair and finances. The arrogance that makes him think the public is GULLIBLE enough to buy in to his delusion that he can manage the country is more than just a wee bit ANNOYING.

Anonymous said...

mzchief - do you ever give someone the benefit of the doubt? The video was an amusing look at him getting his hair ready for the camera; I would think most people fix their hair before going on air. - you turn it into a chance to rant about him being delusional & call him a dolt, blah, blah.
Lighten up every once in a while, why don't you? - that would be nice.

I think he has beautiful hair - very shiny & full. I liked it better before the lady put hairspray on it.
How many men his age have such a full head of hair?

TXsharon said...

I'll take John Edward's management of this country any fu**king day over the current cabal!

The Devil said...

txsharon....be careful what you wish for!

Anonymous said...

This man needs to wear a cowboy hat and cock his head to the left and have a glamour shot taken.

Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight mzchief, the guy has made so much money that he could wipe his nose with $100 bills, but b/c he spent $400 on a haircut he OBVIOUSLY can't manage finances. Is that your argument?

Don't bring that weak tot action here. I expect a better argument from our resident self-proclaimed genius.

mzchief said...

To 9:26 & 11:17...
John Edwards proved he is indeed a DOLT when in May 2007 he declared "The war on terror is nothing more than a bumper sticker."

Spending $400 on a $20 haircut is definitely a MISMANAGEMENT of finances. Regardless of how MUCH money Edwards has EARNED his pissing it off on a substandard haircut is a BAD idea when he is ATTEMPTING to reach out to the public and APPEAR as though he knows the heart and needs of the average U.S. voter.

ANYONE who KNOWS anything about hair knows that AWESOMELY shiny hair can be obtained by PROPERLY using a $200 ceramic hair dryer by Chi.

Yep! I stand by MY assertion that John Edwards is a DOLT who has about as much business and chance of running the United States as does a 17 year old high school, bleached blonde, prom queen.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness the war on terror is just a slogan on a bumber sticker! We don't need a warrior class, just sensitive metrosexuals who can reach a compromise. The "Breck girl" is the girlie man for me. I hear there's a lot of buggery amongst those inbred Taliban types. Me thinks John might be able to build a "special relationship" with our enemies. This would help him capture the gay vote....wait, oh yeah, he already has it.

mzchief said...

To 10:22...
My profile photo was taken without my knowledge by a 12 year old with a cell phone camera while we were on a boat. Heck, if you think it is a "glamour shot," THANK YOU!

Anonymous said...

So, mzchief, you're pleased with our administration's use of the term "War on Terror"? I think that if you'll actually look at the context of what Edwards said, rather than what Fox News told you that it meant, that you will see that he was pointing out that the administration coined that phrase to encompass any one of hundred different things that they want to implement. From starting the war in Iraq to condoning torture, abandoning habeus corpus, and the implementation of illegal wiretaps, the current administration has done them all in the name of the "War on Terror". Can you not see that this particular bumper sticker phrase is used to gain acceptance for all sorts of things that are, at least, on the fringe of being legal? I'm surprised that you would be so taken in by the wordsmiths of the administration. I think the rest of us demand the return of your Mensa card.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I do think it's a glamour shot. Every glamour shot I've ever seen are of ugly women made up to think they are glamorous. You're welcome.

Anonymous said...

That's me disguised as a tree in the background. I want everyone to know I gave up my bank robbing gig, and decided to rob people the good ol' fashion way.

I'm going to become a politician!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure John Edwards will get over this embarassing moment, but that poor woman in the black slacks may have sue somebody.

anonymouse said...

Even on your best day you couldn't look as good as mzchief looks on her worst..jealous much, bitch?

You must be pretty f-ing old to be talking about glamour shots because we all know that's from the stone age, dumbass.

AGAIN, I was ON THE BOAT when the kid took the picture..you guys are just making yourselves look desperate.

TXsharon said...

LOL! That's tellin' 'em mouse!

Yes, they be jealous much. =)

Anonymous said...

Titmouse, that hurt. OUCH. NOT

Anonymous said...

5:18, Titmouse reminds me of when John Edwards wife called into Screwball with Chris Mathews and cried about Ann Coulter. Pretty boy needs his wife to do his dirty work.

Anonymous said...

mzchief - out of this whole conversation here is what caught my interest & made me say What?
You said -
"ANYONE who KNOWS anything about hair knows that AWESOMELY shiny hair can be obtained by PROPERLY using a $200 ceramic hair dryer by Chi."

I have a Chi hairdryer & my hair is thick & wavy - I (or a hair dresser)have never been able to get my hair to be that shiny & straight. I wish what you said was true - but although it may be true for you, it's not true for everybody.

anonymouse said...

8:37 pm

try the chi blowdryer with kerastase shampoo and conditioner..and find a treatment at your nearest salon..I promise..you'll get some shine.

Anonymous said...

8:37 You're probably such a dipshit you're doing it wrong. I don't have any problems getting my thick wavy hair to shine when I use my Chi blowdryer and a big barrel brush.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 8:45 anonymouse - I'll try that. I get some shine - just not that shiny shine John Edwards had. Plus, the slightest humidity causes problems. Thanks for the suggestion.

And 8:53 - calm down - why are you so angry? We're just talking hair here. Go yell at mzchief - she is a better candidate than I am to return your anger.

Anonymous said...

I use a 10-year-old blow dryer and a 99 cent can of hair spray...:))))

Anonymous said...

Barry's making you all look a little stupid. HE figured out how not to have hair..........(problems)

anonymouse said...

anony9:38...
can we please have a picture of your hair? :D

Anonymous said...

Are we a wee bit jealous Bu-Bear?