6.26.2007

I Think I've Figured Out . . .


. . . when the Anti-Christ will be born. I just didn't know there were going to be two of them. (Her marriage/baby story here.)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't she like 80 yrs old?!?! What the....?

Anonymous said...

maybe it will make her a kinder, gentler person

Annie Jokely said...

Nice try - but she can't blame that bitchy attitude on the pregnancy. Lets hope she decides to be a stay at home mom. Her show is so unbearable to watch that I can't take my eyes off of it. I've got a thing for really bad t.v.

...she still looks like she just smelled a fart.

Annie Jokely said...

I also find that wedding picture completely laughable. Is she trying to hide her out-of-wedlock baby bump with the BIBLE?

"I love Nancy Grace."
- Satan

Anonymous said...

Do you have a DNA test pending on that baby too?
Is she carrying your love child?!

mzchief said...

ICK!
Does she HONESTLY expect people to believe she got pregnant the old fashioned way? I do NOT want to believe there is a guy ANYWHERE desperate enough to have boned Nancy Grace. I DISLIKE her MORE than I dislike BOTH Bill O'Reilly and Kimberly Guilfoyle COMBINED.

Anonymous said...

I would like to enter her country illegally.

Anonymous said...

She needs to have her nose trimmed. The bottom, hooked part.

Think Frustrated said...

Her cold womb is not hospitible to human life. That's why she's having Satan's child.

Anonymous said...

A 47 year old knocked up lawyer in a wedding dress holding a bible. How many oxymorons can you find in that picture. She is fitting as the icon for all lawyers.

mzchief said...

I do NOT know Satan but I am willing to bet dollars to dimes that not EVEN Satan would bone Nancy Grace.

The Devil said...

No need to post your ante mzchief....The answer is no I would not. I have loaded many a heifer in my day, but none so viral as she! In the words of a verbose co-worker "I wouldn't @#$% her with your *&%#!"

mzchief said...

To the devil...
*LOL*
I forgot about YOU being "Satan." My bad! Now I will think of YOU each time someone on The Blog mentions "Satan." Thanks!
*;)

The Devil said...

mzchief...I thought you might be goading me to get into character, so I felt the need to comply!

"Satan" has been thrown around quite recklessly here lately on this blog. Just another arena for me to gather lost souls!!!