Why don't you put on a fur coat,walk around in minus 50 degree weather and whip Uncle Buck and the twins out for a whiz and see if you down get some shrinkage in you linkage.
Now people even my delicious set shrink ... a little ... in the sub zero cold . It's a good thing that heater in my totally modest ride works good . Keeps em loose and full a juice. Any way , you less fortunate boys don't be too worried , they won't fall off till -46.5 !
I sometimes can't understand if ya'll are attempting to be funny or are just plain stupid.
In case you can't read the photo caption, it stated that the "shrinkage" was due to industrial pollution - and has nothing to do with the outside temperature at all. Yuck it up if it makes you feel superior, but your grandchildren will only know of polar bears in books and zoos. Their natural habitat is disappearing (yes, shrinking) - due to global warming.
I'm not concerned about the polar bear's shrinkage, but the shrinkage of the ice cap concerns me greatly. Twenty five years ago, when Global Warming first come to my attention, I thought, "Oh,well." Now, I'm thinking, "OH,HELL!"
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Hmmmmm....
Does this mean male polar bears will start driving ripping little red sports cars or Totally tricked out pick-ups?
Why don't you put on a fur coat,walk around in minus 50 degree weather and whip Uncle Buck and the twins out for a whiz and see if you down get some shrinkage in you linkage.
Mzchief I just wrote that ..and almost posted it until I read your wonderful post..you really are the BEST!
Gore's would shrink too if he had some
Whose job was it to measure them?
Now people even my delicious set shrink ... a little ... in the sub zero cold . It's a good thing that heater in my totally modest ride works good . Keeps em loose and full a juice. Any way , you less fortunate boys don't be too worried , they won't fall off till -46.5 !
Damn all those factories at the north pole
Wait a minute--isn't this a sign that it's COLDER up there, not "global warming" warmer?
11:36----The Intern's.
I sometimes can't understand if ya'll are attempting to be funny or are just plain stupid.
In case you can't read the photo caption, it stated that the "shrinkage" was due to industrial pollution - and has nothing to do with the outside temperature at all. Yuck it up if it makes you feel superior, but your grandchildren will only know of polar bears in books and zoos. Their natural habitat is disappearing (yes, shrinking) - due to global warming.
I'm not concerned about the polar bear's shrinkage, but the shrinkage of the ice cap concerns me greatly. Twenty five years ago, when Global Warming first come to my attention, I thought, "Oh,well."
Now, I'm thinking, "OH,HELL!"
25 years ago, the fear mongering was promoting global cooling. My how times change.
I worked outside in the sun all day today. Global warming is for real!!!!! It's freaking hot.
My husband says that they sent Monty Fitzgerald up there to measure 'em.
How would you stop Global Warming? Or could you?
George Costanza was right on the money. That's always been my excuse, too.
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