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8.21.2006

Friendly Request

Can we PUUHleeeze tone down some of the language in the Comments? Baby Jesus would not be pleased. (That's a Talledegha Nights reference which I saw this weekend - Big Thumbs Up, by the way).

68 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would hope that part of this language is coming from immature children who have not learned that use of bad language is just a lack of vocabulary. Hopefully they will all be back in school soon. I would hate to think that adults can't find more suitable language.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like some hypocrisy going on here. Don't say poo poo, but if you're a woman with your mammary glands hanging out, post it with impunity.

Anonymous said...

It's called liberal hypocrisy. Do as I say,not as I do.

Anonymous said...

I saw Snakes on a Plane this weekend. They gave him champagne on the way back from Thailand to face charges for the murder of Jon Benet.

Anonymous said...

Lets keep this ASS TAPPIN thing mellow for Barry... He never gets to TAP it that much . Maybe we shouldn't go into so much detail like some of you tappers have done latley . keep your comments clean like you would that ASS YOU BE TAPPIN . Peace out Wise Co.

mzchief said...

Barry has asked that the language used in comments on HIS blog be toned down! This is Barry's right and a request we all should honour. If you do NOT like the content (T&A photos) posted by BARRY on HIS blog I highly suggest you find a blog or create YOUR blog without T&A photos.

Incidentally, the amount of cursing used by an individual is not a sound barometer of the individual's verbal skills. Typically, the use of curse words in daily speech is an indication that an individual has different linguistic standards than those of an individual who does not curse. However, there is a new study from Harvard, that indicates that depending on the sex of the person using curse words, the curse words being used and the sex of the people with whom the curse words are being used a reasonable determination can be made of the speaker’s feelings toward persons of their sex, the opposite sex as well as the speakers feeling on human sexuality.

To Barry...
Keep up the good work in stirring the pot and the minds of so many people.

Anonymous said...

This whole BLOG thing is Barry's fault.

Anonymous said...

Good for you Barry. This is your blog. You may have to do more deleting if folks can't comply.

Those who want the bad language can start their own blog and out filth each other.

Anonymous said...

I found out who mzchiefs brother is, Cliff Claven. hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Cliff tapped Carla !

Anonymous said...

Now I want to know who is using all the dirty words. Is it the Baptists, Methodists, or Catholics?

anonymouse said...

Guys..he said "PUUHleeeze"

Anonymous said...

Is there not a way to block those who use bad language? Mzchief mentioned IP addresses in a post last week. There should be a way to block the person who is obsessed with all the a** comments.

Anonymous said...

Hey Norm was spotted with mzchief . She was bending over at the water hazard when out of no where he pulled up ,got out .....You all know what happened . She walked funny for a week , never quit smiling though .

Anonymous said...

Hey QUEER BAIT 4:23 Shut up and get a life moran ! Its all about TIPPIN COWS now ! So go put your rubber boots on F#*%$G BUTT WART !

Anonymous said...

H-E-double-hockey-sticks, people! I think more of you should learn how to "bold" certain words. That would make me feel like you were screaming your expletive deleteds, while shaking your pointy finger in my face.

Anonymous said...

bI WAS SHAKING MY FINGER !

Anonymous said...

4:44 it is spelled moron.

Anonymous said...

Please block them....if I read tap that ass one more time I think I will shoot myself. How limited are you when that is your response to every post? I can understand why he is not getting any (his posts alone make me want to slap him) but should we all have to suffer?!

Anonymous said...

hey 6:46 I said it was tippin cows now , go bury your head in the dirt !

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you can spell your name 6:41 . I guess you are good for something after all .

Anonymous said...

To 6:41 PM - no, it can now be spelled both moran or moron. Like it's spelled "teh ghey" in addition to "the gay". Due to innumerable typographical errors on the Internet (aka Innerweb in some circles) it has now caused Webster to add these spellings to their Internet lingo dictionary edition. I suggest you read up on it, along with Internet acronyms. Do you know what DVDA means? I think not, but there is a hilarious story behind that one. Reminds me of www.whitehouse.com, but that was a long time ago.

To 6:46 PM - it is now referred to as "Cow Tipping". Barry could actually invoke a word filter - I'd suspect he'd have to either change blog hosters, have to do all the work himself, or hire an Admin - word filters would mean any time the anon who loves typing "a$$ tapping" would have it automatically changed to "Cow Tipping". Me, I just type shiate, the Scottish pronunciation for $hit, and it still gets past the word filters.

To Barry - you could always fark.com yourself, or ehowa.com yourself - then you could become really, really rich off the Internet, and only have to check in occasionally, like Drew and Ernie do. I'd rather you go fark yourself - ehowa is just too red for me. No, actually, I would prefer you just lay low for a while, and let the blogs go as they may.

To the rest of you's Wise guys - I wonder if it will get better or worse after the kiddies go back to school - all you Bible thumpers should do a check on your local schools' technology capabilities. I'm sure the kids, as usual, are much smarter than the teachers or admins.

Anonymous said...

So what does DVDA mean ? I'll try first though ... last one I promise ! DO VAGINA or DO ASS

Anonymous said...

DON"T VIOLATE DA ASS....On barrys blog anymore !

Anonymous said...

I am anonymous 1:23 and I stand by my words....immature..can we say IMMATURE... sorry mzchief...but I taught school for 30 years and you can quote all of the stats you want, you can make stats say what you want them to say...IMMATURE IS THE WORD

Anonymous said...

P.S. have known Barry's family forever....and it is his blog...let him make the call...

Anonymous said...

1:23 In the famous words of Bevis and Butthead............ YOU SUCK....HUH HUH HUH !

mzchief said...

To The Ladys & Gents of BARRY's BLOG

BARRY has asked for EVERYONE to stop with the VULGARITY so just DO IT!

GEEZZZZ!
What is WRONG with YOU foul talking/typing people?

Anonymous said...

Why can't we all get along ? This is America Baby ... free speach . Some of you like putting people down be cause you have a piece of paper that says you are smarter than the rest of us . Some people like to tap some ass . some people just like to sit in front of their computer , and some of you like to spell check other bloggers. There are to many rules in society today to start editing a silly blog . Wake up people , next will be cameras in bathrooms or outhouses just to see if you shake it more than twice or if you wipe from the front or back. Let people be people and get off your high horses !

Anonymous said...

I am not on a high horse and I guarantee I am smarter than you. I have the piece of paper but do not need it to prove that I am smarter than you. My vocabulary proves it. The only three words you know are tap some a**. I guess we can all assume that you just keep talking about it because you are not gettting to do it. It's past your bed time. Pack your lunch box and get in bed. The bus will be by at 7:00. I will even dare to say that it will be the short bus at that!

Anonymous said...

9:31 Has not been tapped since Watergate , no wonder 9:31 is showing so much HATE ! But you are smart you have the paper to prove it . Maybe your smart paper comes in a roll so you can wipe the shit eating grin off your face when ever you THINK you have spoken above someone. heres three more for you KISS MY ASS ! I can do this all day !

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 9:31...
I PERSONALLY do NOT care the language someone uses when they post a comment. I do not curse but I certainly do NOT care if others choose to curse. I actually voted to let "the free for all to continue." HOWEVER this is BARRY's blog and HE has the RIGHT to ask that people tone down the vulgarity. It is only common courtesy for the people who post on BARRY's blog to do as BARRY asks.

Several days ago, I posted that I did not think Barry should sensor or remove posts unless the post threatened the safety of someone. However, this is BARRY’s blog and it is HIS choice. Incidentally, Barry's dear mum reads this blog and who could blame a guy who would rather his mum NOT read some of the words posted on this blog as of late?

Just one more point. I have laughed more at the crude sophomoric things posted by the "anonyTAPPER" than any other single commentator's posts.

Anonymous said...

Many thanks mzchief !

Collectionsite said...

Barry ...

Thank you for this topic. I respect your request and think we all should honor wishes.

I have had many good laughs with your blog and had to re think my position on many subjects you have introduced.

Some common decency and respect for one another is what makes the people Wise County great :)

mzchief said...

I'm Mzchief and I learned how to make bold words because I think it helps get my unwanted opinion across to people. I'm so freakin' web savvy and I want to think that someone cares.

anonymouse said...

Jesus, can't all you anonymous people quit arguing about who's the smartest anonyNOTHING?
I really don't care about your vocabulary or lack there of---- I am on this blog for fun---I don't know about the rest of you....

Anonymous said...

If you have all day to do this perhaps you should get off your a** and get a real job!

mzchief said...

To mzchiefwannabe 12:46...
Thank you for proving my point for why having a registered blogger name is a good thing.

Now for the sad news for you. Regardless of how much you try and how desperate you are to be ME it will NEVER happen. Yep! It SUCKS to be YOU!
*LOL@U*

Anonymous said...

Hey 6:24 I happen to own two seperate businesses and have worked very hard for my success. If I have a little time to do what ever i want to then more power to me .Now you can get your teeth out of the cup grease your hair back down a get them 18 wheels a rollin ......A$$HOLE !

Anonymous said...

8:57 for your info I have all my original teeth and I don't wear hair grease. I am young enough that it is manageable without all the goop. Go polish your bald head and leave me alone. Furthermore, I am not a trucker. I spent 4 years in college to do what I do.

Anonymous said...

9:14 You mean to tell me you spent all your parents hard earned money to insult people on this blog ? What a loser ! If you only spent 4 years there and learned nothing more than that you should start applying for thal CDL now , it wont be long and you'll need it !

Anonymous said...

Excuse me but it was my own hard earned money and I only insult those that insult me with their foul language!

Anonymous said...

Shift manager at mcdonalds wont pay for 4 years of school ! At least you have a dream .

Anonymous said...

Guess again, I don't work at Mickey D's and according to what i have observed of your people skills you don't own 2 businesses. Maybe a homemade plumbing business. If so you better pull out the rubber boots because it is getting deep in here.

Anonymous said...

The IP addresses are at the bottom of the blog under site meter

Anonymous said...

"homemade plumbing business" Good one burger flipper . If that was a fact you would have been flushed long ago. Does it make you mad when somebody orders no ketchup right after you put it on the bun . The stress you must go through dreaming of a big ole rock truck to take you away from your living hell. My prayers are with you "king of losers"

mzchief said...

To anonyFLAMERS!...
Hold on hot shots! You brutes are bashing each other by Assuming facts not in evidence and look bloody silly for doing such. Neither of you KNOW what the other does or is thus one of you might as well be ASSUMING the other is purple and picks their nose while the purple nose picking flamer ASSUMES the other guy is green and eats the toe jam from between his green nasty toes. Sounds rather far-fetched but not anymore so than the things you are hurling at one another.

WE get it, BOTH of you GET IT. You do NOT like OR respect each other. Okay! Get over IT and MOVE ON!

GEEZZZZ!
Testosterone Poisoning is such an ugly thing.

Oooopppssssie
Sorry for the verbal slip however, I truly am bloody sick of normally decent people not being able to share their opinions without hating on each other. For the most part the majority of the people on EARTH are interesting and have differing opinions.

It is the differing opinions that make people INTERESTING. Just because someone's opinion is different from YOURS does not make THEM or YOU wrong, it makes YOU/THEM different.

Get over someone NOT being YOU and YOU not being THEM!

Thank you!
I Feel MUCH better!

I know better than to EVER drink coffee!

Anonymous said...

I just hug and kiss you every time i read one of your rants mzchief and then you know TTA !

Anonymous said...

sorry forgot "WANNA"

Anonymous said...

Mzchief....Please stop rambling about things that people already know just to make yourself feel better. Your rambling is also bringing this blog down.

And you've made it clear that you thing nothing of anon's. So please stop responding to their every word.

Anonymous said...

Mzcheif is right on target. Is it possible to respect each other without the personal insults?

I think all you haters need a nice cold Cranberry Spritzer and just stop and re-read Mzchief suggestions.

Thank you :)

mzchief said...

To anonySPRITZER 1:00...
Behold, the power of the CRANBERRY*;)

Anonymous said...

Mzcheif ..

Thank you for the Hyper Link. Have you ever been to a Cranberry Bog in New England during the fall ...

Life is good ...

greta said...

Barry, this is hilarious!

Who would have thought that asking people to tone down their lanquage would end up like this.

christian said...

Is Cranberry more powerful than the word of God mzchief? Just a question.

greta said...

Oh no, their here.......

Collectionsite said...

Christain ... Even god would like a Cranberry Spritzer.

I heard a story once of a guy who was mad at god and wanted to start his own earth.

God told him to go ahead .. but he had to go get his own dirt :)

mzchief said...

To anonySPRITZER 1:47...
I attended university in the Northeast/Yankeeland region of the U.S. where a dear friend's grandfather had a cranberry bog. It is an amazing sight to see ALL of the cranberries being corralled. I most miss the Northeast during Autumn.

mzchief said...

To christian 2:01....
In my opinion there is NOTHING more powerful or greater than God! However, as for ME respecting the words of hate filled, fear mongering men with agendas who claim their tales and words were those of God's, you MUST be joking, right?

I view my PERSONAL relationship with God just that, PERSONAL. I would no more consider discussing my PERSONAL relationship with God with you or any other stranger any more than you would consider going into the details of your personal finances, sexual relationship with your partner or medical issues with a stranger. I was raised to believe it is bad manners to discuss PERSONAL matters with strangers.

biblesforeveryone said...

can't yall start saying dang instead of unholy words and such?

biblesforeveryone said...

you know the bible says that the unbelievers are gonna fall
the rest of us will all be SAVED

Anonymous said...

Hey biblesforeveryone, believe whatever you like. Some of us are just not so mentally confined so that we enjoy this life without your fear mongering. We're all going to wind up in the same place - dead and returned to the earth.

Anonynothing said...

TO mzchief
I have taken your advice and created a login name. This way you will know which anonynothing you are talking to :)

mzchief said...

To anonynothing...
Excellent work. The look really suits you.*;)

Anonynothing said...

Thanks MZ

christian said...

I know God is most powerful, do you believe his word to be truth, is what I am asking? If not, how do you know about God?

Think Frustrated said...

Shit.

Does this mean I'm banned?

Anonymous said...

Mzchief............ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!! I so pity your poor hubby (that is, if you have one)! I'd soon have my back shaved with a jagged piece of glass than to have to live with you. But I know, everyone wants to be you..........NOT! Just do us a favor and....go away.