8.25.2006

Color This Crime Wave Purple

And you thought meth labs were a problem? Some places have it really bad.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious. But I don't think the kid was "traumatized." You can't be traumatized by a word you don't understand.

Anonymous said...

No more traumatic than all the truck rear windows with the urinating brat.

Anonymous said...

This part cracked me up:

"This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church’s pastor about this bombshell in my daughter’s life and he is unsure how it will affect her future."

If it shook the bedrock of your family then you family was on shaky ground to start with.

I wonder if their paster rolled his eyes and asked "what is the big emergency?

Can anyone handle a little drama in their life on their own anymore?

It wasn't even a penis - it was just the word. "Shocking!"

Anonymous said...

How do you find this stuff?

comment4U said...

"Bedrock." Ok, Wilma...ugh...

Anonymous said...

I'm right there with this concerned parent. When I was younger I was shocked when I found out Ernie was Burt's bitch. Gave a whole new meaning to rubber duck your the one believe me.

Anonymous said...

I remember being traumatized when I was a little kid back in the 60's. Mickey Mouse was one of my favorite TV shows, then I hear that Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce, I was so heartbroken,my parents had just divorced also so I knew what that was all about!!My dad took me to all kinds of counselors, phychiratrists, even speicial schools and even to this day I still cannot spell(thats part of the long term effect). It wasn't until YEARS later that I learned why they divorced. I think I was like 13 or 14 before I learned to read(another longterm effect) right there on the FRONT cover of PEOPLE Magazine was the words, Minnie Was F-ing Goofy. Even to this day at 53yrs. old I am still traumatized by those headlines!!

ANOYASSTAPPER said...

I hope she doesn't stumble across this blog . the the sniveling would really break down.

Minerva said...

Poor kid. Didn't know Barney had a weiner. But then, neither did he.

Minerva said...

Hey Bryan: Get a p*&^%s.

Minerva said...

I used to live in Fallbrook but I refused to assimilate so the robots kicked me out.

the undomiciled sophisticate said...

holy jesus. that people like that exist should scare the shit out of any rational human being.