5.03.2012

DWI Seminar


  • That's where I'm at.
  • Try getting to Arlington in rush hour traffic these days. Good grief.
  • A guy was sitting behind me earlier who had the voice of the Honey Badger narrarrater.
  • I heard a girl randomly says that she was one of three girls who was dressed the same "if you see the photo of the time that the goal post went into the stands at the Aggie/Tech game." I'm going to look that up. 
  • A guy wanted to talk to me about a "cattle rustling" case. 
  • Developing
  • We just got shut down for over 30 minutes because the "electrical grid" in the area was shut down for a nuclear attack drill? You kidding me? 
  • Don Wilson of Abilene came up to me during the break and told me he was an avid blog reader. Heck of a nice guy with great stories. (And you hardly ever hear me say that)
  • I tried to talk to one of the course leaders about a case he would definitely be interested in. Instead, he was so enamored with his own voice that we didn't get a chance to discuss it. That guy's a beating. 

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's the good work by you and your cohorts that had a multiple felony DWI arrestee that we picked up one morning announce to us gleefully that he didn't care; he always got off in Wise County courts.

(Unfortunately for him, he was so inebriated that he didn't realize that he had strayed outside of Wise County.)

Triple Fake... said...

* Then that must be where "it's" at

* Not unless I'm late getting to a Rangers' game, thanks

* What's a narrarrater?

* You should have explained to the nice blonde lady that lots of girls dress the same at football games - they're called cheerleaders!

* I hope you took him up on the offer. If you refuse to talk shop about cattle rustling - as an officer of the court in Texas - the authorities promptly escort you to the Red River, and administer a swift kick in the pants

* I figured you was already at adult stage. That explains a lot

Anonymous said...

That's where I'm at?
Go to school in Bridgeport did ya?

Anonymous said...

Cattle rustling? Barry, you ARE the Law West of the Trinity!

My Other Brother Darryl

DutchOvenFan said...

Your high school grammar teacher must be so very proud. Seems most Texas lawyers have no qualms whatsoever about appearing ignorant in public.

Anonymous said...

Barry,

i do not recommend stealing any cattle, horses, goats or anything else that you have to feed until the drought has been over for at least a year. The only thing thats price has soared more than gold's price since Obama became prez is the cost of hay.

Anonymous said...

I'm sittin here at my house drinkin beer,eatin Cheeto's and watchin porn.

Sean Elliott's Dirty Dead Kidney said...

Do you know how to party or what, Cowboy?

Anonymous said...

Do they serve cocktails at the DWI Seminar?

Anonymous said...

Price of hay for cattle has dropped in half since last summer. Due to the sell off of cattle, there prices have almost doubled. Cattle rusling is a problem.

Anonymous said...

"A guy was sitting behind me earlier who had the voice of the Honey Badger narrarrater."

Are you sure that wasn't just you thinking out loud, Gay Boy?

Anonymous said...

Anybody wearing a visor?

Anonymous said...

So, you were not here when for the big boom in WC this morning?

Anonymous said...

Psssssssst....

Hey Bubear.....

According to Don Wilson's web site, he goes by Randy, not Don.

Double Fake Crack Research Staff

Anonymous said...

@1:05 PM

It sounds like you should direct that anger at the courts or your fellow law enforcement officials then. Lawyers can only get someone off if they are innocent or the other side screws up their case. So you are basically saying Barry and other lawyers should stop doing their job so well because law enforcement and the court system are incompetent.

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry...

I dare you to ask a question about cattle rustling.

Any "hey, nows" in the audience?

Judge Roy Bean said...

Don Wilson is West Texas in every sense of the word.

Anonymous said...

3:47 -- There's also an attorney in Abilene named Don Wilson, but Randy Wilson (Ben Franklin hairstyle and glasses) shows up and speaks at a lot of TCLDA seminars.

Anonymous said...

Listen up girlys. Back fat is a no no.

If you can see it when you put on your shirts then you best get a bigger tent.

Anonymous said...

Getting some of that continuing education today??????

Anonymous said...

@3:55

I don't think he was blaming anybody. I think he was saying, "scoreboard"

Anonymous said...

@3:55 PM:

Where's the anger? If I'm in trouble, I'll call a shyster, too. I would want a spirited defense. My DWI cases almost always get convictions, because they don't go to jail unless they were drunk and I could prove it. In my cases, Barry's colleagues generally use their expertise to reduce the sentence, rather than to fight guilt. Maybe they're not as good as the esteemable defense attorneys in Wise County, by-Gawd, Texas. Maybe the courts are harder on DWIs where I work.

And maybe I was giving Barry Green a compliment, because some of us cops realize that the system needs good defense attorneys, just like it needs good cops.

But mostly, 9:44 PM is correct. ;)

Anonymous said...

4:33 did you ever think it could be tits that's why all the guys like to dance with me because I have tits on my back lol