blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: "Mom Accused Of Putting Five Year Old Daughter In Tanning Bed"

5.02.2012

"Mom Accused Of Putting Five Year Old Daughter In Tanning Bed"

I've seen that headline all day long and not once clicked on the link. Didn't interest me one bit. Then someone sent me an email link to the story so I clicked on it almost out of frustration.

Trust me like you've never trusted me: The images of the mom completely change the Internet gold value of this story. (There's a video within that link but you can scroll down to get a pic of her.)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dumb idea to take a kid tanning, but are we going to arrest moms and dads who take their kids to the beach and stay out too long in the sun?

Anonymous said...

Looks like some of the RAB golfing queens.

Anonymous said...

She looks like she took the Bacon Scale literally.

Anonymous said...

Mommie Searest

Anonymous said...

I saw it and thought about sending to you. Now that is butt ugly. I have been preaching to my daughter and all females for years about tanning. It is ugly and just asking for skin cancer. If God wanted you to be black or brown, little white girls, he would have made you that way...yuk yuk yuk!

Anonymous said...

I doubt the child was taken into the tanning booth...they watch you carefully at those places. The mother says she didn't; but, from the looks of her ugly mother, I don't know.

Triple Fake... said...

Okay, even if she didn't give her daughter a fake tan, that face is a crime all on its own. Looks like William H. Macy took a pounding from Thor's flaming hammer!
(Yeah, that last sentence sounded so...sub-texty!)

The story might be internets gold, but the face is internets bronze!

Triple Fake Silver Surfer

Anonymous said...

1:16 Good one Pal. Tnx for the laugh.

All I can think of is funny stuff about Niggers and Barry won't post a lot of it cuz he's got a F'd up Moral meter.

Anonymous said...

As per your usual teases on posts like this, I was fully expecting to see pics of a hot girl. I want my money back.

Anonymous said...

Well goober raisin

Another Trayvon Martin supporter fighting for da cause

janneba said...

She looks like something you would leave on a grill to long.

Anonymous said...

Alice

Anonymous said...

Internet gold and she's gold.

I see what you did there, sir.

Anonymous said...

A tad too leathery. Might need a liberal application of saddle soap. Worked for my old baseball glove.

My Other Brother Darryl