4.30.2012

When Different Worlds Collide



Sen. Rick Santorum meets Lindsay Lohan at the White House Correspondents' Dinner over the weekend.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes...I would.

Double Fake Rick Santo....un....Rick Santoskimasterschmidtson...III

Anonymous said...

I bet he had to go to confession because he had.....bad thoughts. Lot's of bad thoughts. Thoughts he only imagined could come true. Thoughts that included pool tables, hot tubs and Wesson oil

REALLY bad thoughts.

3 Hail Mary's and 3 Our Father's and he'll be back on the streets.

Anonymous said...

Would he?

OH HELL YEAH!!!

Anonymous said...

He is close enough to possibly catch the fungus amongus. Skanky.

Anonymous said...

OH....and a blood sacrafice of a chicken.

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry, in completely unrelated news, Amarillo Slim has died at the age of 83, at a hospice in - where else? - Amarillo.

Might be worth a blog post.

Triple Fake... said...

Was she brought in to keep the Secret Service from reaching for their wallets?

Anonymous said...

I think it's funny that the Secret Service has been publicly outed.

And a shout out to LittleTex, the agent in the middle of the mess is a white boy.

Anonymous said...

Some say he's meated her before.

Anonymous said...

Once you start getting hookers into politics, you should have expected Lohan to show up!

Anonymous said...

The difference between a politician and a hooker....

A politician will tell you anything you want to hear for the right price.

A hooker will do anything you want for the right price.....and...go away.

Anonymous said...

You mean she did not turn into a pillar of salt or burst into flames in his holier than thou presence?

Anonymous said...

6:48 - best post of all.

Look at that chicken s..t grin on his face. Lord, what a hyprocrite.

el gran poste said...

that sanctimonious A-hole would have carried Wise County if we'd had the opportunity to vote for him. Blind, DumbA teabaggers...

I'd say "first, shoot all the lawyers", but that would end this blog...