4.30.2012

I'm Not Buying This Story



This is the story of the day on the Internet. It's showing up everywhere.

But there is no way this is true.

A guy upgrades at the girlfriend position and then he decides to use the ex for his next dentist appointment? Sure, go ahead and sedate me and take that big ol' drill over there and just go to town on my mouth. I trust you. What could go wrong? There's no way you'd let that female broken heart of yours to impact your professionalism, would you?

Guys can be dumb, but they're not that dumb.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Channel 4 carried this story also. Tim Ryan had a field day with this one.

Anonymous said...

Good thing she wasn't a urologist.

Anonymous said...

He should have chewed Trident.

DF 4 out of 5 Dentists

Anonymous said...

He tried to sue her. His attorney declined the case, said it had no teeth.

Anonymous said...

I bet The Devil would like him for a boyfriend now.

Rage

Anonymous said...

That bites!

Katy Anders said...

I have to agree, Barry. The idea that someone would go to their ex for dental work and presumably agree to be put under for the duration (how else could she have gotten ALL of his teeth?)... it doesn't pass the smell test.

Unless he only had one or two teeth to start with...

Katy Anders said...

@12:42: That does NOT bite. It sucks.

Or maybe gums.

Anonymous said...

DAN?

JD

The Devil said...

Why would I need him, I bet if I put a quarter behind your ears your teeth fold back.

Anonymous said...

Devil

It's Poland, we are talking zloty's, not quarters. There is no zloty valued at the quarter equivalent.