11.10.2011

"Seven Minutes In Texas"



*facepalm*

Edit: I have updated reaction . . .

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why the f@#$ do I still live here?

Anonymous said...

Yay for little speedy! If this wasn't so sad it would be funny. The dogs are smarter than the rednecks. Hope the daddy is always a funny drunk...most aren't.

Anonymous said...

typical tu fan

aroundthecorner said...

I tried Keystone one time, with very similar results.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Penn State known as "Barebacker U."?

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! Let that be a lesson to all you kiddos out there.

Keystone,bicycles and oven mitts don't mix.

Anonymous said...

It's own phlegm!

Goober said...

And these people can legally vote? No wonder this state is so screwed up.

Anonymous said...

Huk em horNs!! YeeeeeHaw!

Anonymous said...

Rick Perry deee-bate coach!

Anonymous said...

Registered Republican!!! Can I get a Hell yeah!!

Anonymous said...

This Video brought to you LIVE, from a Alvord Backyard!!!

Anonymous said...

I represented those people in a divorce. Or people just like 'em. East Texas rednecks are fungible.

Anonymous said...

I cried through the whole movie...Have y'all missed me?

Triple Fake... said...

Totally ignernt (Yes! I spell it that way, too. Especially appropriate for this type of behavior) You could probably squeeze a half-hour's worth of that out of them every week, so...I predict reality show on CMT

Triple Fake Kim K (back on the market, fellas - come and get it!)

Anonymous said...

drugs and alkeholl was involved

Anonymous said...

Man, I'm gonna get on that there motorscooter, get stoned and make a death defying triple back flop death jump. May the Stones be with me!!!

Super Duper Keith Stone
Stone on

Anonymous said...

Jeff Foxworthy could extend his career 10 years by following this family around for a week.

Anonymous said...

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Some do anyway!

Anonymous said...

Child endangerment, somebody needs to call COUNTY LAW! COUNTY LAW!

Anonymous said...

Send him your number BG. When he makes the next beer run on that bike he is going to need your help.

Anonymous said...

I could go 7 or maybe 8 minutes if I really tried hard and thought about stuff that made me not think about other stuff.

Anonymous said...

At least they are spending time with the kids. A lot of edumecated/rich don't spend any time with the kids

Anonymous said...

WOW you people should get the corn cobs out of your a##es!

That was some funny stuff right there!

I guess none of you have ever had fun and jumped anything on a bike.

Oh wait....maybe that's how you got that corn cob.......

Anonymous said...

I am way more ashamed to live in the great State of Texas with Liberals and democrats than anything else.

Anonymous said...

There's always something going on in the trailerhood.


DF Toby Keith

Anonymous said...

Forget the illegal aliens in Texas. We should shipping some of our native born citizens to other countries. Lord help us!

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

That update reaction is right on...this puts rednecks below the status of blacks!

Anonymous said...

I teach those kids everyday. Thanks, America.
I wonder why the patents won't come for a conference.

Anonymous said...

I believe it would be there reaction to this blog most of the time and then watch the white boys run. They be in good shape!

Anonymous said...

3:13 is the only one who really got it.

Very astute observation!

Anonymous said...

That should put an end to China's desire to take us over.

Anonymous said...

I teach those kids everyday. Thanks, America.

You don't have too. Let us know who you are and we will be sure to call the school district you work for and tell them you don't like teaching these type of children.

And you wonder why people don't feel sorry for teachers. HAH!

Jarhead said...

Hook 'Em!