11.09.2011

My Conservative Family Cat Sent Me This Story


(Dateline Dallas). Count the red flags: The government is prosecuting a former government employee who is on paid administrative leave for not allowing a cat to be cut out from behind a wall of a government building because, he says, he didn't want to damage government property.

The cat died after fifteen days. The wall was then cut open to remove the dead cat.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that is how cats should be handled.

Anonymous said...

typical guvment deal.
wonder what guvmnt medicine is gonna be like?
prolly purty close to same ting

Anonymous said...

I think the Ahole should be put in a dark undergroud tunnel with NO food or water for 15 days!!!! Freaking Jerk!!! No animal deserves to die in this manner!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Guvment employee probably a result of affirmative action hiring.

Anonymous said...

The property can be damaged once the cat has died?? That makes perfect sense, in a totally idiotic
way.

SailorMoon said...

Why is that waste of a human skull on paid leave?? He should be locked behind a wall and left to rot and die. Period. Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

USA ! USA! USA!

Anonymous said...

I TINK AHOLE SHOULD RUN FER SENATE ER CONGRESS

Anonymous said...

Barry, if we don't hear from you for several days, we'll check your walls. That cat may have plans for you.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Hold your tongue, Holder will be after you; No Dissent!

Felix the Cat said...

Roll him in tar and cat litter and hang him!

CT said...

what a jacka**

Anonymous said...

Now they will never get the smell out of the fish.

Anonymous said...

haha and I'm sure PETA will be all over this one. . .oh wait, yeah... no they won't, he was probably a moonie.

Anonymous said...

I counted 6 red flags.

Anonymous said...

The news stated that the JERK has been on PAID administrative leave for over a year now...something like $80K or so.

Anonymous said...

If you want your ass chapped, google new york teacher rubber rooms. New York teachers that would have been fired at a regular job for whatever reasons, get paid to sit in a room and watch TV, read the paper, surf the web, or whatever because they are union cannot get fired but are not allowed to teach. Your tax dollars at work. Isn't liberalism a beautiful thing?

Anonymous said...

CAT 1
BARRY 0

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else (besides me) wonder how the cat got in there?

Anonymous said...

I think in fifteen days I could have gotten the cat out before it died.Just kick a hole in the wall and tell the prick to go #### himself.They are government employees and can't be fired.

Anonymous said...

4:39, maybe you would feel better if they were ceo's and drinking on the job?


Is this the Jack the cat that was lost at AA baggage at JFK, as seen on Facebook?