11.07.2011

Almost Greatest Day Ever: Attempted Spider Monkey Escape

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And he immediately created a Twitter account!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quinthy Carter just needed a little publicity...

Anonymous said...

As Tom Bishop loads Ol' Betsy and hops behind the wheel of his Tactical Pickup, he thinks to himself, "Face-eating monkeys! I have waited my entire career for this!"

Anonymous said...

I had to make a run for it. I tell ya I was going nuts in that place. Even throwing poo at people gets old if that's all you have to look forward to everyday.

It hasn't been livable in here since the Africam link busted on the Liberally Lean blog.

Anonymous said...

Were drugs or Africam involved?

Anonymous said...

Can Monkey's play Banjo's?

Anonymous said...

I miss Africam and those wood-lipped niggers...

Anonymous said...

They lured him back into his cage with fried chicken, collard greens, and purple drank. Works erry time. ♫

Anonymous said...

He thought ole Tom Bishop would catch him and put him in the dog catcher pickup and bring him back to wise co.

Anonymous said...

Bring him to wise co. and have him run for school board at DISD. I hear he would be president of it next year.

Anonymous said...

1-Tom-12...1-Tom-12...see the Dallas zoo keeper...possible escape...

Anonymous said...

Tuberculosis = TB

Tom Bishop = TB

Coincidence?

Anonymous said...

Damn spider monkeys! Should be shocked.

My Other Brother Darryl
with a tip of the hat to Peter Gabriel