As Tom Bishop loads Ol' Betsy and hops behind the wheel of his Tactical Pickup, he thinks to himself, "Face-eating monkeys! I have waited my entire career for this!"
I had to make a run for it. I tell ya I was going nuts in that place. Even throwing poo at people gets old if that's all you have to look forward to everyday.
It hasn't been livable in here since the Africam link busted on the Liberally Lean blog.
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Quinthy Carter just needed a little publicity...
As Tom Bishop loads Ol' Betsy and hops behind the wheel of his Tactical Pickup, he thinks to himself, "Face-eating monkeys! I have waited my entire career for this!"
I had to make a run for it. I tell ya I was going nuts in that place. Even throwing poo at people gets old if that's all you have to look forward to everyday.
It hasn't been livable in here since the Africam link busted on the Liberally Lean blog.
Were drugs or Africam involved?
Can Monkey's play Banjo's?
I miss Africam and those wood-lipped niggers...
They lured him back into his cage with fried chicken, collard greens, and purple drank. Works erry time. ♫
He thought ole Tom Bishop would catch him and put him in the dog catcher pickup and bring him back to wise co.
Bring him to wise co. and have him run for school board at DISD. I hear he would be president of it next year.
1-Tom-12...1-Tom-12...see the Dallas zoo keeper...possible escape...
Tuberculosis = TB
Tom Bishop = TB
Coincidence?
Damn spider monkeys! Should be shocked.
My Other Brother Darryl
with a tip of the hat to Peter Gabriel
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