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10.03.2011

Calling All Ladies



Mrs. LL and I saw this on the news last night -- a world record for a bikini parade with 357 women. Her reaction? That's all it takes? 357? We could organize that in Wise County in a New York minute, and it'd be a heck of a lot more entertaining than some Australian looking models!  We'd have character.

And for a moment we could all put aside out differences. Liberals and conservatives. Thongs and Tube Tops. I might even get a Nobel Peace Prize as well.


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, but the models might step on needles, broken beer bottles, and stolen car parts that are strewn across the Newark side of the beach and temporarily delay the event.

Anonymous said...

I didnt see a one that I would hit, now that Girl from Paradise that works for Frillys that worked the Oilfield Tourney at the Club, JESUS

Anonymous said...

Not a niggerhead in the bunch.

HeartStillinTexas said...

I'd rather see a parade of men in speedo's on the Galveston Beach. Jest a few football teams from the Big 12 and we'd surpass 357 with 3 teams!

CT said...

you forgot "Teeth and no teeth"

Anonymous said...

I wonder if they ever heard of something called Posture?

Anonymous said...

by all means, but surely there will minimum standards?

Anonymous said...

was drugs r alkeyhol involved?

Anonymous said...

I'm moving there.

Anonymous said...

I wish they were all my mindless little sex slaves on their way to my house.

Anonymous said...

like the one in the pink cap