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10.08.2011

Wise County Crime Reports


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Accidentally my Arse. Typical. Does the guy who owns The closed down My Mistake on the Lake own Bonos too? Always fights when the hole was open and never saw A thing. As for the STD, bet it was an accident and he never saw it cuming. Banjos abound again.

Anonymous said...

Is that the same kid who was in the news for hiring pros

Anonymous said...

Good times at Bozo's

Anonymous said...

He should have gone to Rhome city hall.

Anonymous said...

Believe me it WAS an accident. I'd never intentionally get that close to a girl



Rage

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Bozo's, the worst "hate your neighbor" business around. Could care less about their residential neighbors who were there for decades--disturbing their peace on weekends with their outdoor "music". Any self-respecting Wise Countian should boycott the joint/dive.

Anonymous said...

In other news, a man accidentally entered a bank and accidentally pulled out a robbery note and a gun. After police arrived, the man was released because he said the note and gun were not his, and the police (now required to conduct investigations according to the new rules that transfer all rights to actors rather than the people we used to consider victims) realized it was all just an accident. The man was given a small stipend from the "you're actually the victim here" fund, a free ride to wherever he wanted to go, and ice cream. The bank teller was subsequently arrested for "presenting an appearance of someone that was too easy to rob" and a charge of "receiving a robbery note", both 5 year sentences to run concurrently.

Anonymous said...

If I got an STD from some chick she would be the one needing emergency assistance.
Nomasayin?
Amiright?

Anonymous said...

8:33, their Neighbors also own the business next door. They employ people, and are great for the community. I am sure if you wont find many people boycotting that place. Even the cops go there.

Anonymous said...

Well considering they probably got it at the Newark fire house, the most logical place would be city hall. That place sees is second only to Rhome in the number of girls deflowered.

Anonymous said...

when the cops go to bono's it's usually to break up a fight and their food sux..chicks look good though.

Anonymous said...

RE Bono's - from personal observation this weekened:

TABC needs to make a visit; not enforcing the rule about one person can purchase 2 beers at a time, saw an individual with an underage arm band down a shot while the cocktail waitress was standing right next to him.....

Anonymous said...

The Sheriff's Dept just shows up and does nothing at Bonos. Guess they had out vote for Walker cards and they won't do anything to you.