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2.20.2011

Idiocracy Part 1021


As I've said a million times, I don't watch the NBA because it's a cure for insomnia. (And, to reiterate my earlier prediction, your Dallas Mavericks will go one or two rounds into the playoffs and then be booted.) But, getting back to my point,  apparently the All Star Game Slam Dunk Competition was last night which ended with Blake Griffin jumping over a car while a choir (yes, a choir) sang "I Believe I Can Fly".

You guys over in the Middle East having revolutions? The heck with that -- we've got a guy dunking over a car!!  [Insert song from Team America: World Police.]

I know one thing, however, if I'm the owner of Blake's team, the Clippers, I'm having a heart attack at the risk of injury.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's still the cure for insomnia.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

"America, F Yeah!!!... Here to Save, the M-F Day!!!!"

Anonymous said...

One day....one time... I want to hear you predict success for a local sports team.

Anonymous said...

"I Believe I Can Fly" is from the Disney basketball movie Space Jam. There's a connection there.

Anonymous said...

Is that a token white boy in a black boy's game?

Anonymous said...

Half white man can jump

Danny Boy said...

during the actual game (could only watch 5 minutes) you could hear crickets in the building. It sounded like a high school game, they should be embarrassed.