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2.22.2011

Hang On There, Sister



Look at this little schemer!   Some little preschool boy is watching this and thinking "Perfect! I'll let this girl get her really good job and then I'll marry her. And then it'll be me watching cartoons and eating cereal all day while she brings home that thing called money. You know, that stuff that my dad yells at my mom about all the time."

Don't let her fool ya kid. The moment you marry her, BAM!!! She quits. You think you've got this career woman who will give you access to a her big bank account and it turns out you've been had. It's the oldest trick in the book. Just thank goodness I'm here to guide those who will be tomorrow's future.

And, hey, girlie. Knock it off with that "I'll find someone else to marry" stuff. Don't be so cocky. That's the way a girl finds herself living in an apartment with twenty cats to keep her company on Saturday night.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! She's as good at cue cards as Obammy is at the teleprompter. Mommy's proud of herself...ooops, I'm mean her little girl.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine what's on the other side of the camera? Whew boy!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Cute Cute Cute! Love it

Anonymous said...

Brain washed by her mama. She will be a real piece of work when she is grown.

Anonymous said...

She'll be pregnant before the end of her Junior year of High School.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if her mom is a single parent?

Anonymous said...

BG, where was you 10 years ago!!! I feel so let down...

On Your Face said...

Brainwashed...

She'll be in jail in 15 years for selling $31 worth of pot cause her "lawyerin' job" didn't work out so good...

Anonymous said...

Smart girl. My daddy always told me don't depend on a man to take care of you. Be ready just in case.
He was right. So men don't expect a women to take care of you for eternity either.