1.04.2011

Does This . . .



. . . look like a couple than ran up a $5,000 bill at a Dallas strip club last night and then fled. Why yes, yes it does.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG how funny!!!!!

four bottles of champagne, $1,400; four hours worth of dances, $3,600; four bottles of Fiji water, $25; one "Breast of Fire" dinner, $11; and one "Roman Orgy" dinner, $14.

And, how embarrassing!

Anonymous said...

He looks like The Backdoor Intruder to me.I think she might be a trap door though.

Anonymous said...

I want a Roman Orgy....you can get a strollin in your colon at Fort Worth Cabarat for $6.50

Anonymous said...

Funny 11:31....Still giggleing

Anonymous said...

Calling a Caesar salad the "Roman Orgy" doesn't justify charging $14! Oops, did I tip my hand there?
At the least, you should get some "Calamari a la Caligula" on the plate

And while this couple is none to bright for running up the tab without the means to pay, how dumb is the establishment for letting the bill get that high without determining they were capable of paying for their night (and a half) of revelry.
And $900 for an hour's worth of dancing?! Seems like you should get something more substantial than just dancing for that much cabbage. But, maybe that's just me...

Anonymous said...

Thank ya...Thank ya very much...Rim shot...

Anonymous said...

Boy, do I feel like a stick-in-the-mud. I thought a night out for me & the spouse at Red Lobster and Rave Motion Pictures was a fancy do. Lesson learned.

My Other Brother Darryl

ps - How much were those dances per soiree? For $3600 I would think you could buy the whole Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader kick line. Several times.

Anonymous said...

I think that guy taught my son English in Middle School?

Anonymous said...

I bet the club now revises its policy on giving the money upfront....you would think, anyway!

Anonymous said...

You can charge table dances? Well, this opens a whole new world of win! Send some Cristal to the VIP Lounge while you're at it!

Anonymous said...

Next time go to the cheap motel in Rhome and save 4 G's.