1.05.2011

Wednesday Morning Pick Me Up: Alternative Version


I know my rabid conservative Wise County audience, and this has to make your heart flutter.

The new Congress gets sworn in today which means Nancy Pelosi is no longer Speaker of the House.  Wake me when they start proposing budget cuts.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Time to wake up BG. The new Speaker has already announced that he will cut his staff budget immediatly upon entering office. Now if all of the rest will only follow his lead.

LEL

Anonymous said...

At least she got the last laugh. We had to pay for her vacation in Hawaii. But it's nice to know we don't have to fly her and her family anywhere she wants now. Good riddance, the wicked witch is dead.

Anonymous said...

Nancy received The Shocker for her years of service.

Anonymous said...

Ding dong, the witch is dead . . .

Anonymous said...

Barry, you're just as deluded as the republicans you so like to berate. They are ALL politicians regardless of affiliation. Voting is a game of trying to pick the lesser of two evils and hoping the words that came out of their mouth during the campaigning actually happen during their terms. Don't sit there and act like the democratic party is the end all and be all of everything, they bs just as much as the republicans and guess what, they are just as rich as the republicans. Quit being a narrow minded jackass and look at the whole picture before you start spewing your bs democratic doctrine.

Anonymous said...

I hope they threw her name plate in the burn pile.

Anonymous said...

They had to take that board down. The one stuck up her backside has been compaining mightily for years, and they need a replacement
~rimshot~

They're gonna whack her upside the head with that board, to see if her facial expression changes
~rimshot~

That's gonna be converted into the "Board of Education", as it used to be called in school. The old one got worn out after that paddling the Democrats took in the last election
~rimshot~

Thank you, I'll be here all week
remember to tip your waitress

Triple Fake Shecky the Unfunny Comic

Anonymous said...

Now that IS TRULY a pick-me-up! HOORAY! They can throw HER on the burn-pile and it would be fine with me along with bammy and his smart-ass wife.

Anonymous said...

SMART-ASS? ARE YOU SURE, 11:07 YOU DIDN'T MEAN BIG-ASS?

Anonymous said...

I don't know if they will ever get to business - they will have to wait until John Boehner quits crying.

Anonymous said...

"We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it."

Anonymous said...

It is 1:00 and he has his hanky out and wiped his eyes twice and he hasn't even made it to the podium to speak.

Anonymous said...

Hey, this is a big f-ing deal 1:04.

Oh wait, where have I heard that before?

Anonymous said...

Pelosi only added 6.3 billion dollars a day to the national debt while she rode rough shod over us.

Anonymous said...

10:49 - What you called Barry is insulting to him (shame on you), but you are absolutely right about both political parties.

I can just see them sitting in a cigar smoke filled room with a bottle of scotch, laughing at how they rip off the American people.

Anonymous said...

The witch is dead and the cry baby is in charge.

God bless America.

Anonymous said...

Keep up your comments. One of these days you will have converted some narrowminded republicans.