1.06.2011

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts



  • So the Homeless-Man-With-A-Golden-Voice gets a job offer while the smokinggun.com releases his criminal history.
  • Mrs. LL has surgery on wrist #1 this morning. I guess that means I'm becoming a nurse this afternoon.
  • The Dallas Morning News will pull its hair out with its new pay-for-content policy. Currently, if the paper ever has a scoop in its morning paper, you'll hear it on WBAP, KRLD and KLIF just like those stations had discovered the info themselves. Will this change? I doubt it. And throw in how someone with a subscription will copy and paste the story on the Internet causing an exponential dissemination of the story, and you've got a DMN failed bit.
  • Finally, I've beaten my two week long head cold. Sheesh. 
  • I wonder if that guy that put up the Christmas lights on my house will come back to take them down? Uh, oh. 
  • Wow: The iPhone 3GS (the one I still own) will now be $49 from AT&T.
  • Congress reciting the Constitution today will give rise to some great and awkward Jon Stewart clips. 
  • Interesting story of a former coach and high school star having his probation revoked in a Tarrant County case involving teacher/student sex. But did the judge really need to go into drama mode and announce that "you're being expelled"?
  • Fox 4 News' morning show during the 5:00 a.m. half hour was having technical difficulties like nobody's business. It even caused Tim Ryan to get pissed.
  • Tow days ago a guy on my jogging trail heading the other way yelled out at me "There's a dog back there but I'm not sure he'll bite." Huh? A couple of hundred yards up was a big dog with his back to me. I turned around. 
  • Coach news: Wade Phillips got a job as defensive coordinator with the Houston Texans, the University of Michigan may make a run at TCU's Gary Patterson, and the Evil Empire finally talked someone into being its defensive coordinator but is still looking for someone to run the offense. 
  • Idiocracy: Some Texas state rep named Gallego has introduced a bill (H.B. 137) requiring a person who has been convicted of DWI to obtain a driver's license with "a distinctive symbol or marking on the face of the license" which would reveal the existence of the conviction. First timers could get the symbol removed after three years. I never knew the biblical "mark of the beast" was actually "the mark of the State." 






18 comments:

Anonymous said...

i dont understand why people can get on here and scream racist terms, run people down left and right and they get let thru but when i call miscreep out for being a fraud and making up a fake life that it gets sensored... long time reader-poster not happy but understanding that it is your blog and you can do what you want.

Anonymous said...

I can't quite tell if Nancy looks surprised there...I know it's not the first time she's ever seen a Boehner weeping a little.
~rimshot~

Anonymous said...

RE: Mrs LL's wrist. I strongly suggest you be "the best nurse you can be." Paybacks are tough

Anonymous said...

Pic not too bad, but just a little top heavy for me..

Anonymous said...

On December 21 2012 I hope that chick is on top when the big one hits cuz nothin could hurt me with all that cushion.

Anonymous said...

Two bras to keep those monsters in check........that's funny!

Anonymous said...

That woman is just ridiculous!

The bigger the boob job, the lower the self esteem.

Anonymous said...

Best of luck on Mrs LL's surgery. Agree with other comments on being an excellent nurse. Memories are long, even when fogged by anesthesia. She will remember.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

I love the "Shake Weight" commercials.

CF said...

That chick is skank-tastic!!! Thank you sir, may I have another...

Anonymous said...

didnt know that 'crooks and thieves' had a heart.
does fanyone believe that the 'weeper of the house' will change anything?
df g/ washington

Anonymous said...

It's a toss up, 10:22. Those crooks and thieves that were in the house the last 2 years didn't do nothing but cause a disaster for America.

Maybe we'll be even steven.

CT said...

lol 11:02!!!

Anonymous said...

10:22, Yes, I believe he will.

Anonymous said...

is that the girl from the Fall Guy

wordkyle said...

If you can't hang with the big dogs, then stay out from under the, uh, jogging trail.

abbienormyl said...

Oh yeah, what's so big about her???

Anonymous said...

Some states have a special licence plate for the cars of people convicted of dwi. That way the public can steer clear I suppose...