Speaking of being "Wiped Out", I just heard the new Stimulus Package had $500 million ear-marked for Indian Reservations. Damn, they probably need all the assistance they can get with those casinos and all. And, speaking of the "Master Cleanse" we're about to get from Washington,Barry, I am glad to know you're not experiencing and problems from your Power-Poop cocktail.
Day be gonna gonna till da baftub killa tonight.Decembah 21 2012 be comin a little early for my homie.
If my wife ever finds out what I spent on my "other lady" for Valentine's Day there will be a HUGE tornado west of New Fairview.
Now that your prediction is public, we will probably have a class 4 come through!
You should start a video blog in a daily section on here.
So if you are Wise County's Pete Delkus, then who would be Wise County's Dale Hansen?
Man this trailers already rockin- watchu talkin bout?Oh wait, that's just my ex wife and her new boyfriend.Nevermind
You just make sure I leave work, Mr. Weatherman, before you predict anything major, East of New Fairview.
Goober, you're a dipshit and if I knew your wife I'd tell her to check your credit card receipts
Hey, You May Call Me...You think I'm stupid enough to use a credit card? That's why I don't worry about ANY WOMAN finding out about my "extra curricular" activities!!!!
You'll trip up, Goober, they all do.And you're still a dipshit.
What is it with you liberal weenies and taxes? First Geithner then Daschle. Now your esteemed mayor of Washington D.C. Marion Barry. Prosecutors are asking a federal judge to send him back to jail for failing to file his tax returns for the eighth time in nine years. Had Daschle not been picked to be HHS, it would have probably never come up that he didn't pay his taxes and probably never would have been made to pay them. I love the liberal weenie hypocrisy. Wasn't it your esteemed and brilliant vice president that said that paying taxes was patriotic?
Ahhhhh, tornado season, Spring is just around the corner......I.feel.so........exhilarated. Sort of. Well, at least enough to go sweep the cellar out, take out a plastic, lidded box with a handle that's filled with all kinds of lighting devices and then set off a bug bomb, just in case. That cellar is gonna be creepy.......I better put my boots on.
1:17 - The stimulus package is about $850 million - do you really think well over half of that ($500mil.) would go to Indian reservations?
3:36PM here.....ok, I did all that except for the plastic box filled with lighting devices, and decided I didn't need to bug bomb it because I killed that damned black widow who was hanging right in front of the door when I opened, so I feel pretty bug safe.....while out there, I found three lanterns that were filled with coal oil......Mmmmmmmm...now I smell like musty coal oil.....I like it. Now where in the hell do I find some more coal oil? I only have that colored lamp oil shiate from the store.
Tornado's are like wives,everything starts off nice and quite then they make a lot of noise,tear up the house and take everything with them when they leave.Yep I know a few things about'em.
4:11, At first there is a whole lot of sucking and blowing and then you lose your house.
3:55, You are showing your true liberal weenie education. The pork package is 850 BILLION.
Pete Hart isnt Dale Hansen... he is a meebre of the Taliban
Wouldn't Morgan be the Hansen of the WC?Oh, BTW, funnel clouds between Springtown and Boyd. One on the ground in Bowie.
What do a Newark divorce and an Oklahoma tornado have in common?Nothing but, you can bet someone is going to lose their trailer house.Ha ha, I slay myself sometimes.
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