2.10.2009

The Cleanse: Day 8

  • Not a whole lot more to add, I'm just cruising. It's really no different than days 4 through 7.
  • I did suffer a headache for the first time last night. Some people complain that headaches are a major symptom of this program.
  • One of our office folks dropped down a bag of candy on my desk yesterday as a belated birthday gift. It haunted me all day.
  • I fired up the salt water flush last night again. Sheesh.
  • I think my colon is as clean as an operating room floor.
  • I can't tell you the number of people who have told me they plan on doing The Master Cleanse.
  • Some people stop me in the courthouse and ask, in a very concerned voice, "You doing OK?" as if I might pass out and go tumbling down the stairs any second.
  • No text from my Dallas nemesis last night.
Mood: Wishful Feeling: About as normal as can be Weight loss: 5.5 lbs

8 comments:

chupacabra said...

You are like a cult leader with power over weaker people which will be used to get them to off themselves by believing they'll ride a stream of brown plasma to Mars the next time there's an eclipse or something.

Anonymous said...

Pathetic! 5.5 lbs of lean muscle burned for a fad diet.

Anonymous said...

Chupacabra, are you calling him a Doodoo Davidian or the likes of?

AnObiter said...

Lol, Chuppy!

Anonymous said...

Barry, when you return your system to the real world, real people and nutritious food, better be careful if you are standing in court when things hit bottom.

Seriously. I've heard some horror stories.

Anonymous said...

i used to think you were an intelligent person, barry. not anymore.

R and R said...

I guess I missed it. Why are you doing this?

Anonymous said...

How long do you have to do it?