2.09.2009

The Cleansing: Day 7

  • The easiest day so far. I have no idea why I'm not starving, but I guess my body has just adjusted.
  • I passed (pardon the pun) on the salt water cleanse yesterday. I just thought my body needed a rest. But I did drink the tea.
  • I had more energy than normal.
  • I haven't slept as soundly as other people on the program claim to. Then again, I never sleep through the night.
  • Weekend conquered! I'm home free now.
  • I hope.
  • Someone wrote I could have lost more weight if I had just been drinking Slimfast. Uh, it's the Master Cleanse Program not the Drink Silly Slimfast Diet.
  • My Dallas nemesis text: "Chicken broth and clear liquids. Have my own version of master cleanse going."
Mood: Like I'm ahead in the 4th quarter Feeling: Darn near normal Weight Loss: 5.5 lbs

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Got up again this morning smoked a Marlboro, drank a cup of coffee and took a 5.5 lb dump.

I decided to not use sea salt on my bacon and I washed it down with 5 cans of slim fast.

Heading off to my rock truck and I still think you liberal weenies and this Yankee Sissie diets make me sick!

Good Damn Right Wing Republicans like my self and a few other anon posters make this world a better place. I bet you wear one of those damn T back underwear under your drawers.

Jarhead said...

0623: your last two comments have kept me laughing over the weekend.

Come on, BG. You're smarter than this. We'll all still respect you if you stop this insanity now. We stipulate that you have the willpower to make it through. We just don't want you you digest yourself from the inside-out.

Meet me at Pappas Burger for lunch today. I'm buying.

M-M said...

Your post on Day 5 talking about what was still coming out is bothersome. I have heard some commercial on the radio about stuff caked in there like "spackle" is the term they use. Is that true? I'm not sure. Whenever I get those darn 24 hour stomach flu bugs, I know that within the first 12 hours of diarrhea and drinking fluids it's coming out almost clear. Not sure if I believe that stuff about junk collecting in there. Maybe that lemon juice/maple/cayenne pepper concoction turns weird through the digestion process to give the appearance that a lot of junk is still coming out.

I remember from anatomy that the largest amount of epidermis cells sloughed off on the body are in the intestines where they slough off the wall and are eliminated with the remains of what we have ingested. It just seems, anatomically speaking, that stuff goes through pretty smoothly. I'll have to do more research on it. It has my curiosity.