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1.15.2008

Tennis News




The Australian Open has begun. This player is Tamira Paszek. She lost in the opening round. I'm just saying.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

That outfit probably wouldn't "pass muster" at Wimbledon!!

Anonymous said...

ah I love the Austian Alps, ....both of them

Anonymous said...

THOSE DAMN VIAGRA ADS AGAIN!!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

did anyone tell her that her shirt was on backwards


them things are probably holding back her tennis career

Anonymous said...

Ladies, does that last picture look like she is wearing a bra with that "shirt"?

House of R & R said...

You and your boobies.

Anonymous said...

I just thought of another use for duct tape.

Double Fake Ty Pennington

Jarhead said...

She probably started her career as a golfer but for obvious reasons, that didn't really work out.

Anonymous said...

Remember, a good woman is always
95 percent below the head...

Greggo

Anonymous said...

Thank god we won't ever have to look her in the eye because she ain't much to look at.

Anonymous said...

Can we say SPORT BRA!!!!
That would really help those bouncers..

Anonymous said...

OPEN/ROUND.....I'm just saying!

Anonymous said...

I bet she doesn't have moves like Cristina Ag., I'm just saying.

dcmba said...

Carefull...

...just turned 17 five weeks ago...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamira_Paszek

Anonymous said...

She's got some tig o bitties

Anonymous said...

Not for sure if you trust Wiki, might want to tone down the comments back for about 11 months.

"Tamira Shelah Paszek (born December 6, 1990 in Dornbirn, Austria)"

Anonymous said...

Look her in the eyes? Hell, I just now noticed she had a head!

Anonymous said...

Uh, 17 is legal in Texas.

Bathe her and bring her to me.

Anonymous said...

3:18 ah yes. Head.

rpm said...

38D - Love

Anonymous said...

With a face transplant and a breast reduction might be alright(if she has a good personality).

Anonymous said...

She needs to strap the girls in a little better.

Anonymous said...

I bet she smells like a bacon cheesburger.