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1.13.2008

Oh, My

Thanks to an emailer that pointed out the most dysfunctional family in the history of ever. The story starts out bad and then gets worse.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is every Wise Countian's dream, doling out FRONTIER JUSTICE! Only they'd not use a "wrench-like metal tool" to do the violation. Have to get off somehow.

mzchief said...

*YiKeS*
Based upon the step-father's priors the 18 year old should have KNOWN what his step-father would do to him for raping his step-sister.

Denney Crane said...

Is this not justice? Is this not discipline? Did this ex-con not tell his wife to leave him in jail and let the law handle it or he would hurt him?

In prison, would they treat his anal passage more kindly?

At least no animals were hurt in the incident...

rpm said...

Gotta go with Denney on this one.

bigfan said...

"Vengence is mine, sayeth......

Anonymous said...

Growing up in Wise County was SHIT.
Rook Ramsey was the Sheriff when I was taken into Decatur Community Hospital and examined by Shit For Doctors and Questioned by Barney Fiff or whatever the hell his name was? Good Ole Boys is what they called them at that TIME. Shit for brains is what I call all of them now and a I'm sure a few of them are still on the force NOW.
This DAD did what My So Called Family should have done the first time they found out!
As for the 18yo...You got exactly what you deserve! I hope your ASSHOLE is as Big As the Mouths here in Wise County and you dont ever recover to SHIT!

Anonymous said...

"If I was half the man I was five years ago I'd take a flamethrower to this place!"

Anonymous said...

When I first came across this story it said to the effect, man sodomizes stepson for raping daughter.The first thing I thought of was the author meant HE raped HIM using only his 'biological' raping instrument. I thought wow now there's some brutality you have to be able to respect!

Anonymous said...

I'll bet you a dollar to a donut the stepson is 'slow'.

Anonymous said...

Will his case (our sodomite hero) even go to trial? My guess is he'll be offered a deal to keep the mess out of court. I would take my chances with a jury.What's the chance of a conviction? Or how much worse would the punishment be if convicted in court?

Anonymous said...

He didn't kill the guy-enormous restraint. Fate,a broken justice system and an inbred family conspired to force his hand(and wrench)in this issue.

Anonymous said...

Now that I think about it,should EITHER of these crimes be tried? In one, the punishment already meted out might just be enough and in the other the horror of not being able to protect your daughter from her own brother and having to deal with the repurcussions is lifelong punishment enough.

Anonymous said...

Denney,at least one animal was harmed in this incident.At least I wouldn't want to trade places with him!

Anonymous said...

Look at the touble one crazy woman can cause.I mean think about it,what did he say?"I done tole you to let that boy rot or I was gone put a hurtin on im!" He even used an exclamation point as you can see.

Anonymous said...

Bet when we see the mugshot we won't be surprised he would be capable of this violent sodomaniacal behavior.

Jarhead said...

Damn.

"Wrench-like"? What else is "like" a wrench except for an actual wrench?

Other acceptable synonyms for "wrench-like":

wrench-esque; wrenchish.

Think Frustrated said...

If anyone, I don't care stepson or what, did something like that to my daugher, I would forgo the "raping with a wrench" and just kill him.

Carl said...

Hell yes, If some punk-ass kid raped one of my daughters, I would unleash untold hell upon his nappy ass. I would probally pass on the wrench part though. Good idea, just messy.

Anonymous said...

Wrenchalicious,wrenchsome I have more, don't make me use them.

Anonymous said...

Who wouldn't want to go with Denney?

Condoleesa said...

I am with Denney too.

Jarhead has an excellent point.

I am in the camp that that would forego sodomy and go straight to the capital punishment.