1.18.2008

And Another


Story.

Ok, this is a tough one since I don't think it's a good mugshot. I bet she's a lot better looking when given a little time to prepare. Plus, she kind of has that look on her face that yells, "I'm probably going to have a little trouble explaining this to the Junior League."

So, after considering all the facts and giving her the Presumption of Being Hot as guaranteed by the Bill of Rights, I'll vote for probation.

Next case.

23 comments:

Jarhead said...

Haha. The article is from the Beaver County Times.

Beaver.

Jarhead said...

Ohhhh! And she lives on Swallow Hill Road!!

This is the article that keeps on giving!!

Silicone Alley said...

Swallow Hill Road. LMFAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Hoo-Hoo Township!

Anonymous said...

I bet it's VERY uncomfortable at her dinner table tonight!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she looks like she pretty well knows she's sunk.

Anonymous said...

She mighty be a tad 'meaty' but you know it's softball muscle so it's all good.

Anonymous said...

I bet she likes liberal weenies.

dcmba said...

I had a friend in high school whom we nicknamed Chester becasue he was dating a girl 3 years younger.

The name was short for CHild molESTER...

Anonymous said...

But he said he is in love with her! Doesn't that make it okay?! lol

Wonder how her husband feels, being left for a 14 year old has to hurt his ego!

Anonymous said...

Okay, Chester the molester lives on swallow rd in Beaver county. Has to be in a trailer park.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA! There is a god!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok Barry.... you're behind... the messenger is reporting that Rhome has lost another police chief... where are you son???

Anonymous said...

4:36, By the looks of that ugly ho, I bet her husband just looked up and said "Thank you Jesus."

Anonymous said...

You must keep an eye on those co-breakfast monitors.

Anonymous said...

On another note, I just read a headline that said "Boomerang makes a comeback after 25 years". The Texas Rangers need to find the guy that threw it and sign him to a long term contract.

Newark Times said...

Probation it will be. Judges rarely send women sex offenders to prison.

Anonymous said...

There was a teacher in the junior high years ago who had sweet tattooed on one breast and sour on the other. She would also wear a scarf to cover hickies on her neck. She drove us crazy.

Anonymous said...

There won't be near the attention Lafave receives because she's not so beautiful and blonde.

Anonymous said...

I bet she cleans up good though.

Anonymous said...

I don't think I've ever heard "Phys. Ed Teacher", "Volleyball Coach" and "Junior League" used to describe the same person before...

Anonymous said...

sometimes it seems like women have as much trouble keepin their thing in their pants as much as men

Anonymous said...

You bet she loves Liberal Weenies!!!!! The alternative is Conservative Pricks!