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1.15.2008

Is This The New DQ Restroom?

Ok, I don't support public drunkenness, but this bit of public drunkenness involves a college girl inside a women's bathroom. That changes everything. It's kind of like looking behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz - exciting but a little disappointing. But if you can put up with that gal until the 1:15 mark (which, admittedly, is no small feat), I promise you will be rewarded with pure gold.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the Girls Gone Wild crew was'nt in there taking advantage of her?

Anonymous said...

I got my first peak at a boy's restroom back in grade school. I had never seen a urinal before. I think someone had pooped in it - we were all giggling - geez it was disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Very funny,thankfully I was able to fast forward to the funny-she was wearing me smooth.

mzchief said...

Geezzzeeee...
The chick is MORE screwed than she knows. Her friends are videoing her acting like a ahhh...uhhhh...stumbling, stammering drunk, laugh so hard when she slams into a door that they can barely keep the camera focused and post the video on YouTube. She needs to get REAL friends right after she acquires a much needed trainload of self-respect.

Oh, I did laugh so hard I thought I was going to stop breathing.

Anonymous said...

So she later staggers out of the restroom, gets into her car and starts home. She is intercepted by a patrolman and is bagged for DWI. She charges the arresting officer with brutality and sexual assault. The world is better because she had a troubled childhood.

Jarhead said...

5:31:

What???!! You're not supposed to poop in urinals?? Oh wait... U*R*I*N*A... I get it now.

No wonder people always look at me funny in the bathroom.

Anonymous said...

The funniest part of this one is BG's opening line "Ok, I don't support public drunkenness ...".

Hell, he almost perfected it.

Anonymous said...

" A trainload of self respect" What do you think that would do to our porn and stripping industry MZ?

Silicone Alley said...

Looks like a girls restroom to me, the only thing missing is the girl in the corner puking her guts out.

Anonymous said...

I could take her home -wash her up and viola good as new!

Anonymous said...

I told one of my friends I wish she was mine he said,"You wouldn't last 5 minutes with that chick." To wit I replied"That's more than I'd need."