10.22.2007

I Feel Very Confident In Saying . . .


. . . that big city lawyers don't have the county court at law court reporter drop by on a Monday morning and place a pot bellied pig on their desks.

But he was kind of cute.

24 comments:

Anastasia Von Beaverhousen said...

This oughta be a good one...

**munching popcorn**

House of R & R said...

A pig. Mmmmmm....wonder what the message is there?

Anonymous said...

He's cuter than the Baylor Bubba.

Crud Bonemeal said...

WILBUR!

III said...

Take it to C bar N Processing and I'll pay for it...we'll eat him Friday! You're welcome!

Anonymous said...

Aren't pot bellied pigs known for their fearless lawyer, er snake fighting abilities? Did you run off screaming like a baby, B? No wait, my bad, that's a mongoose.

Or did ya kiss it? Pig-kisser!

mzchief said...

To 1:35...
*LOL*
Harsh, but VERY funny.

Anonymous said...

I may be a pig but you're a lawyer!

Anonymous said...

That pig has devil eyes.

Anonymous said...

Something Fostel once said, which I've never heard in Tarrant County: Sorry I was late, but I was pullin' a calf this mornin'

Noevadeaux said...

Damn, I hate pulling calves - I remember one time, we had heifer having her first calf, and that damned biatch got up, jumped over a freaking barbed wire fence and ran away with half of that baby hanging out her hiney. Well, we caught her, and I'll be damned if we didn't have to loop a rope around the calf and hook it up to the tractor to pull, and by golly, we pulled that calf. And this was all about 3AM on a very cold fall night, mind you. That biatch, we sent her to the auction after we weened the baby. He never was right in the head, so we sent him to auction as well.

Barry Green said...

Uh....what?

House of R & R said...

When my brothers and I were young we just had to tag along with my dad one night to help deliver a calf. My dad tried to use his hands to pull the calf out to no avail. Oh lordy his arms were covered with goop and the smell...ewwww. I'll never forget it. He ended up getting the tractor and pulling the calf out with a chain. I can't remember if the calf lived or not.

Anonymous said...

asswhip and her alter ego assclown(aka house of...)

saw_em_off_ags said...

what's with people telling their favorite calving stories?

irrelevant much?

Anonymous said...

HELL SAWED OFF, THAT'S RIGHT UP YOU AGGIE ASS, INSN'T IT?

Anonymous said...

So since at least two females have been present at a calf pulling, now what? Anybody else?

Barry, have you ever witnessed a calf pulling?

Oh, PS.......get with the program saw.

Anonymous said...

So since at least two females have been present at a calf pulling, now what? Anybody else?

Barry, have you ever witnessed a calf pulling?

Oh, PS.......get with the program saw.

Condoleesa said...

Wilbur HELL! Breakfast!

Anonymous said...

12:16 iii

He looks kind of like ya

saw_em_off_ags said...

me get with the program???
IT'S A PICTURE OF A SWINE!!!
wtf?

Anonymous said...

That thing might get a few game dates in Aggieland.

Anonymous said...

I really enjoy the midwife stories from the Wal-Mart parking lot but I want to know if the pig made it in the Courthouse and how the janitorial staff over reacted about that. Can we make the national news again?

III said...

You'll have PETA on your doorstep...and you won't even know why if a that makes national news...