This oughta be a good one...**munching popcorn**
A pig. Mmmmmm....wonder what the message is there?
He's cuter than the Baylor Bubba.
Take it to C bar N Processing and I'll pay for it...we'll eat him Friday! You're welcome!
Aren't pot bellied pigs known for their fearless lawyer, er snake fighting abilities? Did you run off screaming like a baby, B? No wait, my bad, that's a mongoose.Or did ya kiss it? Pig-kisser!
To 1:35...*LOL*Harsh, but VERY funny.
I may be a pig but you're a lawyer!
That pig has devil eyes.
Something Fostel once said, which I've never heard in Tarrant County: Sorry I was late, but I was pullin' a calf this mornin'
Damn, I hate pulling calves - I remember one time, we had heifer having her first calf, and that damned biatch got up, jumped over a freaking barbed wire fence and ran away with half of that baby hanging out her hiney. Well, we caught her, and I'll be damned if we didn't have to loop a rope around the calf and hook it up to the tractor to pull, and by golly, we pulled that calf. And this was all about 3AM on a very cold fall night, mind you. That biatch, we sent her to the auction after we weened the baby. He never was right in the head, so we sent him to auction as well.
When my brothers and I were young we just had to tag along with my dad one night to help deliver a calf. My dad tried to use his hands to pull the calf out to no avail. Oh lordy his arms were covered with goop and the smell...ewwww. I'll never forget it. He ended up getting the tractor and pulling the calf out with a chain. I can't remember if the calf lived or not.
asswhip and her alter ego assclown(aka house of...)
what's with people telling their favorite calving stories? irrelevant much?
HELL SAWED OFF, THAT'S RIGHT UP YOU AGGIE ASS, INSN'T IT?
So since at least two females have been present at a calf pulling, now what? Anybody else? Barry, have you ever witnessed a calf pulling?Oh, PS.......get with the program saw.
Wilbur HELL! Breakfast!
12:16 iiiHe looks kind of like ya
me get with the program???IT'S A PICTURE OF A SWINE!!!wtf?
That thing might get a few game dates in Aggieland.
I really enjoy the midwife stories from the Wal-Mart parking lot but I want to know if the pig made it in the Courthouse and how the janitorial staff over reacted about that. Can we make the national news again?
You'll have PETA on your doorstep...and you won't even know why if a that makes national news...
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