6.03.2007

What's Next? Prince at Bill's Dollar Store?


Fergie will appear (and sing) at, get this, the Verizon store in Southlake this Wednesday.

It's kind of like when Steve Wariner sang in the Decatur Walmart parking lot in the 1990s. It just ain't right.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your bald spot might make a great concert venue, Barry.

Anonymous said...

I hope the large black woman kicked your ass all over Wise County and then she beat you to 911!

Anonymous said...

Barry u would sing at Frilly's for free wireless connections for the rest of your life.

Anonymous said...

Must be a sign of how her career's going/not going.

Anonymous said...

Country Music star Pat Waters will be performing at Dairy Queen
free ice cream for everyone

The Devil said...

In a strange turn of events I heard that King Kone(Cone?) will be performing at Buckingham Palace that same day! Free spotted dick to the first 5,000 in attendance!