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6.06.2007

I Was Sorely Disappointed. . .


. . . to learn a moment ago that Spiderman underwear was not available with my purchase of a garden salad from the Decatur Burger King.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you ever eat anything that isn't complete crap? The overpriced haute cuisine stuff doesn't count.

Anonymous said...

Your love and support of the fast food salad worries me.

Anonymous said...

damn it, barry.

Anonymous said...

Somehow, I just can't seem to bring myself to consume salads served with underwear. That is totally creepy. I wouldn't even eat a salad covered in spider webs. Although I must admit I have had some of those kinds of weird dreams. Only after drinking alcohol and reading the posts on this blogspot, that is.

Anonymous said...

A can or 2 of Silly String, a top heavy brunette standing in front of the fountain at Bellagio in Vegas and an active imagination.....works..... just.......fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Anonymous said...

You should have asked if you could have had the disgruntled bikin girl's used panties.

Anonymous said...

Uh, 6:18PM you don't wear panties with a bikini. Unless your one of those freaky Victorian fetishist.

Anonymous said...

HeeeeHAAAAAAAAAZwwwwwwwww!!!!!! As a Right Wing Redneck of this county, I bet those Spidey drawers would look cute on me when I didn't buckle the sides of my overhauls and people could peek in and see them. Why I bet Reagan RIP would even like them. What does the RIP in Reagan RIP mean anyway? Is that talking about Reagan Farting, or shelling out the seat of his pants, RIPPING off Nancy Pants Clothes after being married to Jane Wyman or what? If it is something like Right Wingers Like Me support to do to the American Taxpayer as in RIP OFF, then I just don't want to talk about it. Go Oil Companies!!! We gotta match the price of gas in Europe. We Will Git there yet I'll bet. You know, we should not sell gasoline to illegal aleins. That is just not American. I will check with Farmers Branch and make sure that they add this in their laws and so forth. Maybe I will work on some kinda extra tax on coloreds also. You know, that when Cadilacs were firt made, they would not sell to a colored. Don't believe me? Just check it out. I know right wingyness as good as anybody, and Cadilac Owners should still be restricted to a certain group.

Anonymous said...

9:35------ UH, do you sell that or just grow it for PC (personal consumption)? Well say what you want about rednecks but you boys can farm!

mzchief said...

Barry! Barry! Barry!...
A bag of mixed greens, a bag of baby carrots, small box of feta cheese, homemade yogurt and greek seasoning dressing and a few roma tomatoes in the fridge at the office and you have an EXCELLENT couple of salads. It would HELP if you had a diced grilled chicken tender to toss into the salad. Not eating ENOUGH protein SLOWS weight loss.

psssttt...I THINK they are selling Spidey panties at Sears.
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