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6.04.2007

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Anybody know Susan Dornquast of Fort Worth? She was standing around in knee deep water in the ocean off of South Carolina when a shark came in and used her leg as Dairy Queen corn dog. She was actually striking a pose as her husband was taking her picture.

I've always thought swimming the ocean was weird. It's like you're in a place you don't belong, and you have no idea what lies underneath that might object to your presence.

5 comments:

comment4U said...

Gosh, I understand that sentiment. I've always felt so "off" swimming in the ocean....you (a human) don't belong. You're really the invasive species...while snorkeling off Marco Island, I once looked down to see a couple of nurse sharks right below me...I felt like that corn dog you're talking about. I got back onto land.

Anonymous said...

The shark obviously did some damage but it seems the doc didn't do such a good job either. That is the worst stitch job I have ever seen. Did she specifically ask the doc to leave a gnarly scar?

Anonymous said...

Tastes like chicken.

Anonymous said...

Well, since I am a Pisces, I have never been afraid of the water. I love it. I'm a fish. To heck with you land-lubbers.

Anonymous said...

Looks like MzCreeps C-Section!!