blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: Demi, Ashton, and Bruce

5.04.2007

Demi, Ashton, and Bruce


In this month's Vanity Fair. (Source.)

That's really weird. I normally just go out with my numerous ex-wives and their husbands to Chili's.

10 comments:

Gleemonex said...

Groooossss.

Anonymous said...

my guess would be bruce is probably giving it to both of them.
Ashton seems a little on the "powder puff" side.

Anonymous said...

Hottttt!

I'm sure Bruce always enjoys their threesomes. I'm just trying to figger out what that is sticking out of his wide ol' short's leg.

And I'll bet he's seen 'em doin' more than canoodling - perhaps he's even co-canoodled.

I'd bet that's what Demi really gets off on.

All the while, MzCreep's dreamin' she's Demi.

Think Frustrated said...

I think they do the threesome thing becuase Ashton's secretly a little gay for Bruce...

Andria said...

...and what's with Bruce looking geezer-like? I miss "Moonlighting"

Anonymous said...

I guess this picture is a metaphor...there are plenty of fish in the sea!

Anonymous said...

yea Ashton's getting it from both of them. Lord knows he's not man enough to be giving anything to either...

Condoleesa said...

The whole Demi-Ashton-Bruce thing has me squicked out! It is like Bruce and Demi adopted him but she is sleeping with him.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Sheriff Office info from ten years back..."U know, if you keep sweeping IT under the carpet it will appear again... and folks that was a comment by a former leader.

Anonymous said...

Bruce Willis looks a hundred years old. Nice body though.