5.02.2007

I'm Off To Jacksboro . . .

. . . . with a hundred ibuprofen and my car's seat warmer cranked up on high regardless of the temperature. I might rip out my L4/L5 by the time I get to Wizard Wells.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

As my friend and colleague the MD says, the human body is not made to run, it is made to walk. Keep jogging/marathoning and you will spend the second half of your life in, at best, constant agony. (Write to yourself:" AVOID CHIROPRACTOR UNLESS I ENJOY SURGURY)

A college prof.

Anonymous said...

Go see a chiropracter--it's helping me! (This is from the judge with an aching back.)

patchouli said...

oh oh. i'd definately go for some manipulation or massage. if that does not do the trick i'd go see a doc.

Anonymous said...

Obviously your back is done, you should look into a monkey spine.

Anonymous said...

You're going to miss the prayer meeting today at the courthouse lawn!

They're all praying to get a clue.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 7:54/"colleg prof."...
Is "surgury" a misspelling of the word SURGERY? Clearly, it is NOT a typo of "SURGERY" because "e" is typed with the with the left ring finger and "u" the with the right index finger.

The ONLY reason I point out this spelling error is because I would HOPE a "college prof." and "colleague" of a "MD" would know how to correctly spell SURGERY.
*:]

Anonymous said...

I can help you. Let me RUB on it for you.

Anonymous said...

8:46...I read that in the update...I wonder what they are praying for; or should I say preying for?

Anonymous said...

Yet it is OK for you to make typos, huh, MzCreep? Geeezzzzzz you are such a nitwit.

Anonymous said...

Mzchief...I thought that you never proofread your own posts, so why are you commenting on errors that other bloggers make?

Is it because this specific anonyNOTHING's rhetoric is starting to sound a little bit like yours?

Pseudonym said...

I've consulted an old friend Yoda, who happens to be a Jedi Master. He has developed a neural grafting procedure employing the creation of axonal pathways between the graft and a subject basal ganglia that I think may help your problem. Unfortunately, he has a 4 month waiting list. So you may want to try a physio instead. Yoda doesn't like chiros either.

Anonymous said...

I do not understand the hatred for Chiropractor's, I get down in my back on occasion and a trip or two to the "backquack" always seems to do the trick! If it is muscular pain then I will go get some message therapy at the Swedish Institue as well!

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 12:47...
There is a VAST difference between TYPING errors and SPELLING errors. Typing errors, as demonstrated in MY 11:12 comment are an indicator of poor or sloppy typing skills whereas misspelling common words is an indication of ah...uh....let us leave it at not knowing how to spell common words rather than say IGNORANCE.

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To anonyNOTHING 1:20..
Someone offering health related advice should be able to CORRECTLY spell a common medical term. The reason I pointed out the spelling error is because it highlights a possible issue with the overall credibility of the "college prof."

In other words, I was just being a snarky bitch not to mention taking the opportunity to flush out of the swamp THE mzchief hater.

*SMuG GRiN*

Anonymous said...

Creep's just a psycho sycophant, 1:20.

Anonymous said...

Canada's fine health care system at work. It's free, but you might have to wait 4 months.

Anonymous said...

They better pray there ain't no snakes on the lawn.

Pseudonym said...

3:04, if you want to see Yoda and undergo neural grafting then you wait 4 months but Dr.Hacknwack will see you tomorrow (unless he's in court fighting one of his 19 malpractice suits). And Yoda is not Canadian. I think he is Whills but not too sure. He is very private that way.

Anonymous said...

Rest assured there are many more than one MzCreep haters, you silly biatch. I would feel sorry for you if I could, but the thought of it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

You are so pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Not everybody types the "correct" way. The home row is for losers.

Anonymous said...

Mzchief...no one hates you. You are not that important. You are just a really strange, annoying person.

Anonymous said...

A seatwarmer in your car??? Did it come with frilly pink panties?

(Note: No medical advice is offered in this post. Lifestyle choice optional.)

Anonymous said...

get a bottle of green isopropyl alcohol add 12 aspirins let dissolve put in spray bottle and spray your back it works faster than a pain pill. I don't know why but it does. I thought they were crazy when they told me this remedy but it does work

Anonymous said...

Mzchief...I would consider sloppy typing as well as poor spelling to be equally unprofessional! One requires proofreading (which, by your own admittance you are too lazy to do) and the other requires consulting a dictionary (which it appears others are too lazy to do), so I fail to understand your point. What I feel you are trying to point out is that you feel you are smarter than so-called college professor because you know how to spell better than he/she. Pointing out your mistakes are only due to typos, while stating others just cannot spell further proves your arrogance! I would actually consider knowing how to spell and not correcting my typos more indolent than not just not knowing how to spell at all.

Furthermore,I would hope that anyone posting or reading this blog would consider all medical advice given to be suspect in nature.

Finally, I truly hope you are succesful in your "flush out" attempt of "THE mzchief hater".

Anonymous said...

Banjo's a funny word.