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1.29.2007

The Most Beautiful Girl In America

Well, at least she won the Miss America pageant tonight. (Miss Oklahoma Lauren Nelson.) Oh, wait, I concur.

14 comments:

Pseudonym said...

I want to have sexy with her because America is land of opportunity.

Can't wait for Internet pictures of Lauren being sodomized by the University of Oklahoma football team while snorting coke from her tiara.

Anonymous said...

Pseu is now the funniest. I would pay to see his stand up routine.

Anonymous said...

Barry, you told me I was the most beautiful girl in America....

I demand a refund from your legal services.

Maybe you should take that ethics course!

Pseudonym said...

***Breaking News*** This just in: Lauren Nelson has been arrested for several charges including - public intoxication, felony possession of a controlled substance, public indecency, urinating on homeless people, carpet munching, and lewd conduct with a goat (possibly Donald Trump).

Anonymous said...

I think she IS beautiful.

She looks classy and not trashy.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Blogger, nice catch of yourself because she would certainly not be the most beautiful girl in America if ALL girls in America were included in the competition. As you hint, she is instead the winner from among a group of girls that are compelled to parade around in front of others in the bikinis in their quest for approval.

Anonymous said...

Rhome city council voted 4-1 to strip her of her crown. Councilwoman Robinson cast the only opposing vote.

Anonymous said...

So.....she has all the right body parts......

...any brains to go with it?

8:58 - neat post. We could call this thing a "Parade of Body Parts"!

bgirl said...

Sir, I live in Oklahoma. That woman must be from Oklahoma-in-another-dimension, because we don't see her kind around these parts.

Anonymous said...

9:59 - we don't see those kinds around Wise County either.

Barry keeps hoping.......

Or dreaming.....

Or fantasizing..........

:D

Anonymous said...

Definitely no lemurs in her blood line.

Pseudonym said...

****Further News Update****

A NYC resident, Oscar Petrie, woke up this morning with a crown and a sash. Apparently, Lauren Nelson had lost them and a $50,000 scholarship several hours earlier in a World Celebrity Texas Hold-Em Strip Poker tournament. She had won the coveted Miss America title hours before that, then walked away from the pageant area saying she was feeling lucky.

Anonymous said...

Or bushbabies. Nobody said lemurs, except for one of our blogmates that somehow was able to discern and share with all of us that even though Simon specifically and accurately mentioned one animal, he was thinking of an entirely different one.

Anonymous said...

Fox 4 reported lemurs on their news cast, "Good Day", the next morning.

Maybe Tim Ryan or Megan Henderson is anit-bushbabies and are pro-lemurs.

If you are pro-lemur, are you a Conservative or a Liberal?

I'm thinking....bushbabies....Bush...Lemurs....lepers....so bushbabies are conservative and lemurs are liberals.