. . . but for some reason, on "Deal or No Deal", I just saw a guy from UT-Tyler hand Howie Mandel a comatose catfish who then, in turn, handed it to one of the hot chicks. (I know it was comatose otherwise it would have finned the crap out of them.)
Edit: About 30 minutes later I blew by the show and they had a female midget little person as the contestant.
My TV is dishin' out some crazy tonight.