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11.09.2006

If You Win An Election As A Democrat

The Dallas party leaders will tell you what to say. Source.

17 comments:

Rummy said...

Another way would be to land on an aircraft carrier and declare victory.....
Just a thought!

Anonymous said...

or get in an abrams tank and put on one of those nice looking helmets that is slightly too big.

Anonymous said...

or how bout this : i did not have sex with that woman, miss whoever.

Anonymous said...

or how bout this : i asked my daughter amy the other day what she thought was the most importannt question for america and she said its nuculer proliferation , daddy.

Anonymous said...

In a few years Congress will be telling us all what to eat, what to think and what to say if the Dems stay in power. Thanks for sharing a glimpse into the future.

Anonymous said...

or this: if you study hard and make good grades the you won't have to get your ass shot off!

goober said...

Looks like the Dallas dems. just copied what the repubs. have been doing for 40 years. Hey, if it works and ain't broke, don't try to fix it!

Anonymous said...

Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Same old song just different dancers.

Anonymous said...

Watch CW33 tonight at 9:00! News story on Wise County sex predators and their "punishments". Or lack thereof.
If you have cable, it is channel 10.

oldphilosopher said...

Bend me over and let Kerry run right over !

Anonymous said...

Why aren't the Republicans demanding recounts and alledging voter fraud and bringing in armies of lawyers like liberals do when they lose elections?

Anonymous said...

If you do not follow the script, Ted Kennedy will drive you home.

Anonymous said...

Hey - Is Karl Rove still a genius? Is Bush actually the most inept president in memory? Will Wise Co ever move into the 21st century?

furthermore said...

11:02 Are you still a Fag ? Would you still ride home with Ted after Frilly's ? Are the Dixie Chicks on your Ipod ?

Anonymous said...

* Would you like to supersize that?

* Welcome to Wal-mart.

* Thank you for giving me a job where I get paid for doing nothing.

* Look out 6th Street, here I come!!!

Anonymous said...

My deepest sympathies to Wordkyle, ReaganRip, and various anon's of the same feather, etc., for the great loss I know you have recently experienced - you con ba$tard$.

Anonymous said...

Hey we survived 8 years of Slick Willie, I think we can survive 2 years of San Fran Nan.