Just goes to show when you go holy roller, you go boring.
Anybody want to guess which church in Wise County will book this gal first?
Barry, I know your mom....don't take this woman home to your mom!
A little tired of all the "reformed" heroes in this country. Druggies that spend years hurting people and their families and then get on the school circuit, strippers with hearts of gold, steroid abusers, former wife beater, former this and former that...now self-proclaimed experts on what NOT to do because they've "been there". Do as I say, not as I did. Well what about those people that you never hear about or see, because they never get into trouble in the first place. Aren't those people far more qualified to be "heroes"?
Good points 10:39 - yes they are far more important to be called "heroes" - unfortunately though in America, the press doesn't lift a bunch of these folks up. It does make me greatly appreciate The Wise County Messenger and the Bridgeport Index for showcasing many good things our folks do here.I've always wondered what would happen in America if for one day, just ONE day, every radio station and every newspaper in America did nothing but report the good things people do. It'll never happen. Doesn't make money, which is the bottom line.
What's wrong with going to a strip club sometimes? Isn't it good to support single moms?
The REAL question is, would this stripper go home with Barry after all he is a lawyer? ;)It was such an easy shot, I just had to take it! Sorry....sort of!
No, she would NOT go. Strippers do have brains. That is why they are strippers. They know they can get a lot of money out of men. Men are suckers for a naked girl.
Get this the Mayor of New Orlean's has a new evacuation plan!His new plan will use BUSES!!!!!!What an idiot
Can we get a hell yeah for the Mayor of New Orleans!...now let's get back to strippers and stuff.
Hey Joe, hurricane's coming.Joe: "yeah, saw dat on da news. Saw dat in da paper. An somebody done tole me dat too."So, Joe what are you going to do?Joe: "I stay right here. Been through moe dan one hurricane"But Joe, let's go ahead and get out, they say this could be bad, and let's leave while we still have a day or two to prepare and go.Joe: "nah, you go on. Be awright"Five days later....Joe: "where da hell is da help. Somebody get me outa here. Whose fault is this? Get me out a here. We're hungray an ain't got on wadda"
Oh, your poor, poor little Mother...
where is Barry? It must be half price lap dances at Babydolls
Yeah 2:09 - that's true about Barry and this blog. What percentage of posts he does pertain to women, their boobs and their butts?And dear Barry is now in his forties. Enlightenment is just around the corner.Stand by. His blog will be a changin'.
5:36 - that was way funny. And then, after all of that, he said, where is a good place to get a burrito>
I don't think so...
I'd like to see the look on your mothers face when she pops out of the cake at your wedding.
8:14I don't think even Barry would let his mum pop out of a wedding cake.Oh....wait....perhaps you meant for the stripper to be the one popping out of the cake...Do strippers pop out of wedding cakes?
There has been several old movies where a stripper popped out of a cake. I don't think they can do it anymore cuz it's a health hazard or something.
Yea, I'd hate to find a *&%%# hair in my piece of cake!
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